There’s a man who lives in St Ives
Who it’s said has married eight wives
With one for each day
Of the week so they say
Plus a spare in case one of them dies.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Haha, the St Ives Man is more likely to die first, although in quite happy circumstances!
One's enough for me lol 😂
Good fun limerick Michael.
Where did you catch the fish?
Andy
I've got a pair of them - they hang in my conservatory - might paint a few more as they are always popular - thanks Andy.
Is one of the wives Miss (or Mrs) Berles?!
LOL love that limerick
One wife ran away headed north
you guessed it, the spare one of course
she was lonely at night
but has met Mr Right
in a place she calls home Perranporth
Nice ond dusk.
well they can afford it, up
in those high clouds
funny,
that's the dream, sold
to those
blowing themselves-up
as well;
in my eyes, both
equal threat, terrorist's
to that civil, way
of life
so many die, trying
to preserve...
Theres was an old women from France
Who hopped a train by chance
The ingineer f%*#ed her
So did the conductor
And the breakman ran away with her pants😂 You probably know this one,I learned it from my mom years ago,so it's been around a long time,but I hadn't thought about it in years. Thanks for bringing back good memories Michael,and kudos to you for another laugh😀✌🕊
Not heard it but love it - a high speed bunk-up - cheers fA
Lol, well the fact you'd never heard it just adds to my pleasure of sharing it with you,..the Limerick King of MPS😊 Stay safe out there😀
Michael,
Love the limerick and the artwork.
Thank you for sharing and
making me laugh.😂
Laura🌻
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