Farterbell

kitty the naughty poet

Tinkerbell smells,

farterbell being her new name

everytime she tinkers

with brussel sprouts

ponging the nostrils

of fairies and animals alike

ringing bells each time

she walks around

turning flowers limp

flying through the smog

adding to it...

farting out green smoke

stinks that lingers,

choking everyone out..

and when she died,

luckily she farted,

the clap of her buttcheeks

brought her back to life

smiles slop to frowns

although they were happy she was alive...

they had never considered however...

at the meal afterwards,

they would be serving brussel sprouts....

  • Author: kitty the naughty poet (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 17th, 2022 02:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: Here is a poem I created for a tinkerbell contest. I hope it makes you giggle 😃
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 22
  • Users favorite of this poem: L. B. Mek, FallenAngel1🕊
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  • Goldfinch60

    And what is wrong with brussels sprouts?

    Good fun write katie.

    Andy

  • orchidee

    Is she Kitty's sister?! lol.

  • L. B. Mek

    'and when she died,
    luckily she farted,
    the clap of her buttcheeks
    brought her back to life
    smiles slop to frowns
    although they were happy she was alive...'
    (my first, genuine
    unsloping smile of the week
    you've gifted me
    and all I have for you
    is a mere, though sincere
    Thank you! dear Poet)

  • FallenAngel1🕊

    OMG KATIE!!! As soon as I seen the picture 😂😂😂 I had to wipe my eyes before I could even begin to read,..😘🌹💎 and the read was just as funny 😂😂😂

    • kitty the naughty poet

      Lol cheers mate I got gold on the contest for this piece.
      Glad you enjoyed it

      • FallenAngel1🕊

        I'm not surprised 🏆💐🍾

      • rockpile

        What a wild, hilarious ride! Cracked me up. More!

      • Rozina

        Hilarious! Really fun to read.



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