Of Patients And Patience

Rozina

I used to see my patients

In a very busy clinic

Some were so demanding

Those days were not a picnic

 

One man would always ask me

Is vitamin A good for you?

He'd go through B to Zinc

Till his lips and mine turned blue

 

Another lady would tell me

Her history from premature birth

She'd tell of her first world tour

In the skies and down on earth

 

I used to have the patience

Of someone they called Job

But as I grew more grumpy

I'd try to do a swap

 

If patient A was coming

My doctor friend I'd call

He'd check A out for me

While I hid behind the wall!

 

But now that I'm retired

I really miss my patients

I'll write of them, their doctors

Calling it Trials and Tribulations.

 

I did try to stick to the Hippocratic Oath. But some days when it got a bit too much, I took a little break, just a little.....

  • Author: Rozina (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 24th, 2022 05:59
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  • Paul Bell

    In the waiting room.
    The woman’s talking gallstones
    He’s going on about his eyes
    That one’s under the doctor
    What does that mean
    She doesn’t understand the younger generation
    The price of fish
    She’s come in with her leg
    That caught my attention
    Does she have three
    He came in with his leg last week, now it's his arm
    Her daughters pregnant with triplets
    For some reason, I imagined them doing it three times that night
    Hospital food is still awful
    Maybe it’s the price of fish
    You don’t want admitted on a Monday
    Note to body, heart attack Tuesday onwards
    You don’t want that Dr Campbell
    I had him last week
    Doctor Baker is nice
    My goldfish died
    That happened to my dog
    Wonder if it ate the goldfish
    My doctor's experimenting on me
    Sure the medical board don’t allow that
    Okay, all hell's broke loose
    Dr Campbell has taken a heart attack
    On a Monday as well
    Poor Dr Campbell, he was so nice
    Well that’s the kettle calling the pot black
    What’s wrong with you son
    Well I thought I was going nuts
    But I’ve now made a remarkable recovery.

    • Rozina

      Hahaha won’t be going to this hospital! Thank you for that story.

      • dusk arising

        I'm sure I've overheard this precise dialogue in the doctors waiting room.

        • Paul Bell

          Zoom calls have killed the doctors waiting room.

          • Rozina

            I am so pleased we cannot hear what they say about us outside our rooms. The poor nurses and clerical staff get the brunt of the patients' frustrations. They're as good as gold when they enter our rooms although the history can go on and on.

          • A. Unukogbon

            Lol, I can understand how a person will want to give their doctor the history of everything they think can be related to an ailment. Patience is truly key. I love the humor within

            • Rozina

              Thank you.

            • L. B. Mek

              really well written,
              offering a subtle peek, into a perspective
              few of us
              ever take a those few seconds, to consider..
              thanks for sharing, dear poet

              • Rozina

                Thank you for your comments.

              • dusk arising

                When i was a younger man i hated going to the doctors but now i spend a lot of time with various health complaints being seen either at the health centre or various hospitals. I make a conscious effort to be the nicest, most thankful, and pleasant patient I can be especially to the receptionists and phone staff. I know they take the brunt of a lot of disatisfaction from the public and really it's quite unfair. In return i feel i have become known and it sometimes is a pleasant surprise when staff go the extra mile to sort out whatever problem i'm presenting. Who's a lucky boy then LOL

                Your piece today clearly outlines the frustrations of being the human being inside the uniform so many of us just don't think about.

                • Rozina

                  Yes, the nurses and clerical staff take the brunt of the patients' frustrations and anger about delays, appointments, everything. Staff really appreciate patients who treat them with respect and kindness. The doctors themselves are very happy to be told about such lovely patients. Thank you.

                • Goldfinch60

                  I can thoroughly understand these words Rozina, my daughter works in a hospital and the things she sometimes tells me are so awful.

                  During my times with doctors and medics I, like dusk arising, am always polite, respectful and as helpful as I can be and I always get the same back to me, medics are so wonderful.

                  Andy

                  • Rozina

                    Thank you. If members of the public were to hear us laughing, they would think we're insensitive. But 'black humour' amongst our group keeps us sane through the stress and depressing events that we see daily. Thank you for your comments.

                  • Neville


                    this is splendid .. you certainly have something of a special gift Roz .. I bet you had most of your patients in stitches ...................... I know exactly where you are coming from too having worked for **** years withing the health service ......... x

                    • Rozina

                      Thank you. I worked almost 40 years in the public health service (equivalent to the UK NHS). During bad economic times our workload tripled as people couldn't afford to seek private services. Waiting lists for appointments lengthened. Procedures were delayed. We kept reminding ourselves to stay calm and be patient and keep a smile on our face as things were already so bad for the public and most people are so afraid to come to hospitals and get more bad news about their health and results. We've had masks on for many many years!

                    • AuburnScribbler

                      A fantastic write here Rozina, with an effortless enjoyable flow.

                      Also, the fact that you used to work in healthcare, I take my hat off to you, and this poem truly outlines the hardship in trying to help others, of which, I'm sure they are very thankful to you for your efforts. I like the sketch of yourself as well, though you may have been hiding, you were probably also observing, from a mentor, thus, the next time, you would know exactly what to do.

                      Bravo, and I hope that all is well!

                    • Rozina

                      Thank you for your comments.



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