SHORT MEASURES (5)

Michael Edwards

 

 

I woke up this morning

in bed there I lay;

so much pleasure derived

from first fart of the day.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 27th, 2022 04:30
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • dusk arising

    After a night of wenchin
    he finally let go the tension
    it stank like no other
    from under the covers
    his fart hung in suspension

    Cor blimey M.E. you must be younger than I thought because for an old fogey like me the first morning pleasure is to acknowledge and relieve my prostate's importuning demands for a pee.

    Nice one, is that picture a "scratch and sniff" type?

  • Rozina

    Haha! Relief! Lovely artwork.

  • Fay Slimm.

    Hhhmmm - a smelly read Mike but what fantastic artwork.

  • Goldfinch60

    Fun write Michael.

    Andy



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