Swoon!
Well, stop reading Katie's
And other's 'hot' poems, says Fido
He always advises me well
Does he swoon too?
I mean, he usually reads the poems before I do
To check out any 'hotness' and other stuff
Sometimes I beat him to it
And read the poems first! heehee.
Woof! Woof! Quiet, now Fido!
Though I know you're only barking
To help me avoid these swoons
You know I'm very snow-flakey!
Well, anyway, at least I'm glad
That some one - or ones - in these poems
Are having fun!
Should I try some slap and tickle?
Which will be best
The slap or the tickle?!
Oh go on, Orchi, Fido says
He's in a different mood now -
Be a dark horse - try both!
Don't overdo it though, says Fido
Don't search every hour on the hour
For the 'erotic' genre
It will be too much for you! Heehee.
And mark this one '18+' he says
Or I will bark at you too!
And don't put this one in the 'hymn-book'! Oooh!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: February 1st, 2022 03:11
- Comment from author about the poem: Oohh, what am I up to? An 18+ poem from me?! lol.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 38
- User favorite of this poem: kitty the naughty poet.
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Comments4
Hehehe I love it.
Fido knows what he's talking about lol 😆
That video made me really giggle lol Brilliant thanks for the mention 😀
Thanks Katie. lol.
Hilarious
Thanks Dave. lol.
hymn .. you old rascal you ... but I'm gonna let you off because you know I love it when you let ya self go ........ 🙂
Thanks N. lol.
Wonderful fun write Orchi but you must be careful as 1066 could happen again if you point at the wrong person for your slap and tickle..
Sir Andy
Thanks Gold. lol.
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