Swoon!

orchidee



Swoon!

Well, stop reading Katie's 

And other's 'hot' poems, says Fido

He always advises me well 

 

Does he swoon too?

I mean, he usually reads the poems before I do

To check out any 'hotness' and other stuff

Sometimes I beat him to it

And read the poems first! heehee.

 

Woof! Woof! Quiet, now Fido!

Though I know you're only barking

To help me avoid these swoons

You know I'm very snow-flakey!

 

Well, anyway, at least I'm glad

That some one - or ones - in these poems

Are having fun!

Should I try some slap and tickle?

 

Which will be best

The slap or the tickle?!

Oh go on, Orchi, Fido says

He's in a different mood now - 

Be a dark horse - try both!

 

Don't overdo it though, says Fido

Don't search every hour on the hour

For the 'erotic' genre

It will be too much for you! Heehee.

And mark this one '18+' he says

Or I will bark at you too!

And don't put this one in the 'hymn-book'! Oooh!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 1st, 2022 03:11
  • Comment from author about the poem: Oohh, what am I up to? An 18+ poem from me?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 38
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  • kitty the naughty poet

    Hehehe I love it.
    Fido knows what he's talking about lol 😆
    That video made me really giggle lol Brilliant thanks for the mention 😀

    • orchidee

      Thanks Katie. lol.

    • cbdave

      Hilarious

      • orchidee

        Thanks Dave. lol.

      • Neville



        hymn .. you old rascal you ... but I'm gonna let you off because you know I love it when you let ya self go ........ 🙂

        • orchidee

          Thanks N. lol.

        • Goldfinch60

          Wonderful fun write Orchi but you must be careful as 1066 could happen again if you point at the wrong person for your slap and tickle..

          Sir Andy

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold. lol.



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