A man from Cape Cod called Will Pluckett
attempted to wee in a bucket
but he aimed too high
and it rose in the sky
and it started to rain in Nantucket.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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This ain't that rain from Spain
It don't take a powerful brian
cos it stinks like piss
has a certain 'hiss'
I hope they don't pull the chain.
Why don't you post some of these š¤£š¤£
Theyre just ad-libs in response to your excellent ones. I have in the past posted a few topical ones, I suppose I could do a few Boris and Kear one's or maybe something 'woke' or Ms Dick.
Itās raining cats and dogs right now but I donāt think itās Stanās wee! Looked for the bucket in your lovely artwork.
Just changed his name to Will - seems more appropriate - I hope it isn't his wee - that would be taking the ......... lol
Oh lol. good write and pic M.
You know Stan Berles as well as Stan Pluckett?
Don't know either - do you either > ?
Nope, I don't know either of them. He don't seem to fit in, as Sylla Berles, Remarka Berles, Comforta Berles, etc do!
Michael,
Iām glad I donāt live in Nantucket.š āļø
My first laugh of the day.
Thank you for sharing, my friend. Give my love to Jeanne .š
Lauraš»
Gee thanks Laura š
Some guy in Nantucket, opened his window to the words, fuck it, I'm going to shoot that dirty bastard, Will Pluckett.
Super limerick Michael.
Great art as well.
Andy
Haha - - just as I expected you have such a wit with your limericks my friend - glad I did not miss this smile at the end of my day - and oh my - -what a watercolour - simply amazing.
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