LIMERICK 83

Michael Edwards

 

A phonograph nerd called Fred Tweedle

was causing quite an upheaval

he complained he was itching

his earlobes were twitching

I think he’d got fluff on his needle.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 13th, 2022 02:57
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  • orchidee

    Good write and pic M. lol.

    • Michael Edwards

      Ta Much A Berles Orchi

      • orchidee

        There was a young lady [sur]named Berles.... What's next?

      • dusk arising

        The antidote to fellatio... fluff on his needle.

        Such a boon to round off his dates
        he played her scratchy old seventy eights
        but His Masters Voice
        wasn't quite her choice
        nor was ending up washing plates

        His neighbors complained tat and tittle
        were they upset - quite a little
        but a soluton was found
        when they each called around
        and sat on something quite brittle

        all his neighbors' whinges and moans
        had upset poor Fred's gallstones
        so now in his lobby
        his entertaining new hobby
        is to blast on his new sousaphone

        I'm loving your limericks, todays is an absolute cracker

        • Michael Edwards

          I just knew you'd post some gems - thanks for the laugh and kind words.

          • dusk arising

            You missed the one's about your farmer the other day

          • Jerry Reynolds

            Good, write good art, Michael.

          • Goldfinch60

            That fluff can be so disheartening on any needle Michael.
            Very good limerick and artwork.

            Andy



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