Limerick Attempts

Rozina

There was a young woman from Doon

Sang loudly but never in tune

The neighbours got mad

They beat up her dad

She's now solo act on the moon.

   

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There was a young man named Boris

Who fell so in love with a Doris

They sold so much weed

The bobbies took heed

They fled far and fast in their Morris.

   

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I enjoyed the limericks put up by Michael Edwards and other MPS poets. Trying out a couple here. (Apologies for the juvenile drawing!)

 

 

  • Author: Rozina (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 17th, 2022 03:43
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  • L. B. Mek

    this was so much fun,
    thank you! dear poet
    (for me the picture was a highlight
    helped set the mood from the start)

    • Rozina

      Thank you Mek.

    • dusk arising

      Those are very good limericks because not only are they clever but really funny too. They both made me laugh. I have fallen into the habit of always responding to Michael Edwards limericks with a couple of my own. So here's one for you.

      Just when I thought I could rest
      relaxed and warm in my vest
      Limericks from Rozina
      take me to the cleaners
      her verses are really the best.



      • Rozina

        Wow thank you Dusk!

      • Michael Edwards

        Welcome to the Grand Order of The Elite Writers Of Loony Limericks - two good ones - more please.

        • Rozina

          Limericks on my brain today
          You started me on this pathway!

          Thank you.

        • Laura🌻

          Rozina,

          Great limericks.
          Thank you for sharing
          and making me smile.☺️

          Laura🌻

          • Rozina

            Thank you Laura.

            • Laura🌻

              You’re welcome, dear Rozina.☺️

            • Paul Bell

              Poor Doris, shackled to Boris.
              No wonder she needs the weed.
              Boris is having a party.
              He's not there, I might concede.
              Doris, who the feck is, Sue Gray.
              Not sure, Doris, I thought it was Terresa May.

              • Rozina

                Haha this is so witty and funny! The British poets here, with contributions from others could put up a book of poems dedicated to Boris. Just like Trump drew fantastic responses from people all over the world.
                If it’s ok I’ll share with you my Trump poem:

                The buzz word’s unprecedented
                Politicians are demented
                Adultery, corruption
                Women face sexual harassment
                They believe they’re so EXOTIC
                But actually they’re really toxic
                Donald Trump is worst of all
                Hope his wig and dick will fall!

                • Paul Bell

                  I can see you getting hooked on limericks now.
                  Now, is Trumpy going to be the next president again.

                • Goldfinch60

                  Two good limericks Rozina, keep going.

                  Andy

                  • Rozina

                    Thank you Andy

                  • spilleronsheet

                    Have never tried a limerick myself
                    But you my friend did very well
                    Took a jig hard enough and made me laugh ear to ear
                    Well done dear Rozina

                  • Rozina

                    Thank you very much Spills.

                  • FallenAngel1🕊

                    A good laugh Rozina!😂 limericks and tounge twisters are great fun. As one black bug bled blue black bug,the other black bug bled blue😂😂😂 say that 5 times fast 😂🤪🌹🌹🌹🕊😘

                  • Rozina

                    Thank you!

                  • Neville


                    I just wanna make a couple of very important observations or points ..

                    firstly, that little sketch of yours up there is quite simply delightful & secondly, both of your limericks although quite different, are nevertheless spot on .. I am tempted to give one a bash myself now ... maybe ...................... x

                    • Rozina

                      Thank you Neville. Yes give it a go!

                    • sorenbarrett

                      I enjoyed you limericks they were fun and light hearted as limericks should be.

                      • Rozina

                        Thank you!



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