There was a young woman from Doon
Sang loudly but never in tune
The neighbours got mad
They beat up her dad
She's now solo act on the moon.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
There was a young man named Boris
Who fell so in love with a Doris
They sold so much weed
The bobbies took heed
They fled far and fast in their Morris.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
I enjoyed the limericks put up by Michael Edwards and other MPS poets. Trying out a couple here. (Apologies for the juvenile drawing!)
-
Author:
Rozina (
Offline) - Published: February 17th, 2022 03:43
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 48
- Users favorite of this poem: Laura🌻, spilleronsheet.
Offline)
Comments12
this was so much fun,
thank you! dear poet
(for me the picture was a highlight
helped set the mood from the start)
Thank you Mek.
Those are very good limericks because not only are they clever but really funny too. They both made me laugh. I have fallen into the habit of always responding to Michael Edwards limericks with a couple of my own. So here's one for you.
Just when I thought I could rest
relaxed and warm in my vest
Limericks from Rozina
take me to the cleaners
her verses are really the best.
Wow thank you Dusk!
Welcome to the Grand Order of The Elite Writers Of Loony Limericks - two good ones - more please.
Limericks on my brain today
You started me on this pathway!
Thank you.
Rozina,
Great limericks.
Thank you for sharing
and making me smile.☺️
Laura🌻
Thank you Laura.
You’re welcome, dear Rozina.☺️
Poor Doris, shackled to Boris.
No wonder she needs the weed.
Boris is having a party.
He's not there, I might concede.
Doris, who the feck is, Sue Gray.
Not sure, Doris, I thought it was Terresa May.
Haha this is so witty and funny! The British poets here, with contributions from others could put up a book of poems dedicated to Boris. Just like Trump drew fantastic responses from people all over the world.
If it’s ok I’ll share with you my Trump poem:
The buzz word’s unprecedented
Politicians are demented
Adultery, corruption
Women face sexual harassment
They believe they’re so EXOTIC
But actually they’re really toxic
Donald Trump is worst of all
Hope his wig and dick will fall!
I can see you getting hooked on limericks now.
Now, is Trumpy going to be the next president again.
Two good limericks Rozina, keep going.
Andy
Thank you Andy
Have never tried a limerick myself
But you my friend did very well
Took a jig hard enough and made me laugh ear to ear
Well done dear Rozina
Thank you very much Spills.
A good laugh Rozina!😂 limericks and tounge twisters are great fun. As one black bug bled blue black bug,the other black bug bled blue😂😂😂 say that 5 times fast 😂🤪🌹🌹🌹🕊😘
Thank you!
I just wanna make a couple of very important observations or points ..
firstly, that little sketch of yours up there is quite simply delightful & secondly, both of your limericks although quite different, are nevertheless spot on .. I am tempted to give one a bash myself now ... maybe ...................... x
Thank you Neville. Yes give it a go!
I enjoyed you limericks they were fun and light hearted as limericks should be.
Thank you!
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.