Doctor Google knows it all
He is having such a ball
Every Tom and Dick and Harry
Jane and May and Wong and Mary
Round the world both day and night
Ask him about anything in sight
Birds and castles, medicines too
Metals, sonnets, Timbuktu
Doc is working night and day
I am curious about his pay
Mrs. Google's getting mad
Can't afford the latest fad
"Don't tell" she said in an angry burst
When someone asked how to come in first
In a school test with other mums
"They should try out their own sums"
"Darling please leave me alone"
Doc Google said it with a moan
Turned his back on wifey dear
Questions queued up half a year!
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I use google often to get information. Double check with other sites for specific data. The translation function of Google can be misleading though.
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Author:
Rozina (
Offline) - Published: February 20th, 2022 04:59
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Google rocks.
Google that girl is playing hard to get, what do I do. Marry her, Paul.
Ok, google, you're fired.
Wait wait don’t fire him yet. Google all the characteristics that you want in the girl eg. Ring finger longer than index finger, thin eyebrows, vital statistics. He’ll give you the best scenario!
this is not just a poem of the moment/times, it is an education too .. So pay attention all us Luddites .. I guess some, if at all interested may need to Google Luddite ............................. 🙂
I did. I forgot what it meant. Thank you Neville.
Thanks for the comment Neil. I googled Luddite as I forgot what it meant.
Good write R.
Always (or sometimes?) dangerous to call up Dr Google for medical help. We become hypochondriacs!
Yes every symptom or sign will be magnified into a serious disease! Thank you for your comments.
Bit like my singing, so I say. Every note I sing is magnified to listener's ears, and tortures them, cos it sounds like two cats fighting. lol.
A very cool poem Rozina! How often do I google things I afterwards think I didn't really want to know... My latin-teacher at school in the 1990's used to call it 'Kloaka maxima'. He was certainly of an older generation. And yes, I had to google 'luddites' too. Thank you for that new word Neville.
Solar-Impulse aka Bettina
Thank you. When I was a child my father bought us a set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. That was our Doctor Google.
So many people use Google nowadays it is a pity when I ask him for my name he doesn't remember either. LOL
Andy
Hahaha thank you Andy.
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