Michael Edwards


Happy Looday Twosday 2day everyone 



Using the loo overcome with unease

for the toilet roll’s empty if you please

so with pants round shoes

a waddle ensues

as I make my way to the local Sainsburys.


  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 22nd, 2022 02:28
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 33
  • User favorite of this poem: L. B. Mek.


  • orchidee

    That's a sight for swooning! lol.
    Yes, always best to check first. Loo rolls are not always in dispensers. Most embarrassing! Good write and pic M.
    Miss Berles syllable cupboard empty?

    • Michael Edwards

      The cupboard is bare - they've all been sent to Kiev.

    • L. B. Mek

      careful of that trail, you leave behind...
      (love the diversity of your artworks Michael,
      and those light blue tones
      at the bottom of that hurricane
      are so soothing to me)

      • Michael Edwards

        Thanks to the trail I managed to find my way back home lol. Cheers LB.

      • Poetic Dan

        So it is the 22nd, definitely a change of style but loved it all the same!

        Thanks for keeping up the roll!

        • Michael Edwards

          I was on the loo and the idea came to me - and so it came to pass......!

        • Christina8

          Hello! How are you? I love this funny limerick, so visual!!

          • Michael Edwards

            Thanks Christina - I'm

          • Dove

            Cute , happy 2's Day

            • Michael Edwards

              I'm waiting for 2 minutes past ten tonight. twonight 22.02 on the 22/02/2022. - think I'll have a brandy.

            • FallenAngel1🕊

              You've probably heard this one,it's quite old. Here I sit broken hearted,paid a dime but only farted😂Damn,I can't remember the rest,but I'm sure there's more,...cheers🍻🌞🕊

              • Michael Edwards

                No I've not heard it before but here's my take on it based loosely on the lines you've quoted: 😆

                I sit on the loo quite broken hearted
                I've paid my dime and I've not even farted
                But hang on a second
                it's just as I reckoned
                there's a rumble below and I think something's started

                • FallenAngel1🕊

                  We’ll it certainly sounds better now. When I realized I couldn’t remember the rest,I figured if I just leave it,you’d do something with it. Good stuff Michael. Tip.always,always,always carry napkins with you,especially when heading to the loo.🍻🌞🕊

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                • Fay Slimm.

                  He he - - hope you never tried that in the recent wind my delightfully witty and altogether clever artistic friend. - loved this funny limerick to bits Mike.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Gee ta - such fun to write - see my response to Fallen Angel above - another one which I'll post later.

                  • Rozina

                    I didn’t see that man when I was in Sainsburys! Good one!

                    • Michael Edwards

                      He wasat the quick check-out lol

                    • Doggerel Dave

                      Limerick provided too many visuals, Michael - definitely needed the abstract above for balance..................... a cacking good read.

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Could you not have used newpapre as we di 'back in the day' or does the newspaper on your ipad not do a suitable cleansing job.

                      Fabulous artwork, is this a new venture as I do not think I have seen this style before. Such a great deal to see in this painting.


                      • Michael Edwards

                        Thanks Andy - as for the abstract it's the same technique and medium as before but with the addition of a few additives: silver glitter, granulation fluid etc.

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