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Happy Looday Twosday 2day everyone
Using the loo overcome with unease
for the toilet roll’s empty if you please
so with pants round shoes
a waddle ensues
as I make my way to the local Sainsburys.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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That's a sight for swooning! lol.
Yes, always best to check first. Loo rolls are not always in dispensers. Most embarrassing! Good write and pic M.
Miss Berles syllable cupboard empty?
The cupboard is bare - they've all been sent to Kiev.
careful of that trail, you leave behind...
(love the diversity of your artworks Michael,
and those light blue tones
at the bottom of that hurricane
are so soothing to me)
Thanks to the trail I managed to find my way back home lol. Cheers LB.
So it is the 22nd, definitely a change of style but loved it all the same!
Thanks for keeping up the roll!
I was on the loo and the idea came to me - and so it came to pass......!
Hello! How are you? I love this funny limerick, so visual!!
Thanks Christina - I'm fine......now.
Cute , happy 2's Day
I'm waiting for 2 minutes past ten tonight. twonight 22.02 on the 22/02/2022. - think I'll have a brandy.
You've probably heard this one,it's quite old. Here I sit broken hearted,paid a dime but only farted😂Damn,I can't remember the rest,but I'm sure there's more,...cheers🍻🌞🕊
No I've not heard it before but here's my take on it based loosely on the lines you've quoted: 😆
I sit on the loo quite broken hearted
I've paid my dime and I've not even farted
But hang on a second
it's just as I reckoned
there's a rumble below and I think something's started
We’ll it certainly sounds better now. When I realized I couldn’t remember the rest,I figured if I just leave it,you’d do something with it. Good stuff Michael. Tip.always,always,always carry napkins with you,especially when heading to the loo.🍻🌞🕊
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He he - - hope you never tried that in the recent wind my delightfully witty and altogether clever artistic friend. - loved this funny limerick to bits Mike.
Gee ta - such fun to write - see my response to Fallen Angel above - another one which I'll post later.
I didn’t see that man when I was in Sainsburys! Good one!
He wasat the quick check-out lol
Limerick provided too many visuals, Michael - definitely needed the abstract above for balance..................... a cacking good read.
Aw cheers Dave
Could you not have used newpapre as we di 'back in the day' or does the newspaper on your ipad not do a suitable cleansing job.
Fabulous artwork, is this a new venture as I do not think I have seen this style before. Such a great deal to see in this painting.
Andy
Thanks Andy - as for the abstract it's the same technique and medium as before but with the addition of a few additives: silver glitter, granulation fluid etc.
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