Oh woe is me
And ten thousand time ten thousand woes!
What genre is this poem?
Sadness; horror; terror; fantasy....?
It's non-fiction, I'll tell ya that! (Is it?)
A terrible day for me
When I married KP
'Twas one Halloween - when else could it be?
Now I only have Fido for company
99% of the time
Things have gone downhill since
But why? Cos KP is hardly ever here
I see her always of course though
On TV, in newspapers, in magazines.....
She's in the 'Me, me, me' section
Oh, and in a special weekly section too
Of 'Ye Local Times'
Called 'Notes from The Old Trout Club'
Mainly all about botox! heehee
I'm horrible to her - lol
You knows who she is!
No difference if I divorces her
i wouldn't see her in person
Any more or less! lol. :)
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of weekend nuttiness!
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Madness and frippery!
Thanks SC. lol.
A zany write, but some people live zany lives! Most of my friends are zany! Me? I''m just mad!
Thanks D. lol.
Orchi, you should be commended for your trials and tribulations with KP. I can see it now, a huge statue in your likeness caught in mid-song for your KP. And no one around listening. All I can say Orchi is better you than me. 😝 Has Fido watched this Cat video? 🤣
Thanks AP. Yes, Fido like cats!
that's very funny this aint a hymn poem at all is it Mr. O .. we need more of these deviations I reckon ... 🙂
Thanks N. lol.
Hahahahaha, love it Orchi,
Oh no! Condolences to you, KP and Fido. So funny!
Thanks Rozina. lol.
The song on your wedding "Fight the good fight" does not work if she is not with you Orchi - shame.
Andy
Thanks Gold. We also had 'Through the night(s) (and days) of doubt and sorrow'.
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