KP Days

orchidee



Oh woe is me

And ten thousand time ten thousand woes!

What genre is this poem?

Sadness; horror; terror; fantasy....?

It's non-fiction, I'll tell ya that! (Is it?)

 

A terrible day for me

When I married KP

'Twas one Halloween - when else could it be?

Now I only have Fido for company

99% of the time

Things have gone downhill since

 

But why? Cos KP is hardly ever here

I see her always of course though

On TV, in newspapers, in magazines.....

She's in the 'Me, me, me' section

 

Oh, and in a special weekly section too

Of 'Ye Local Times'

Called 'Notes from The Old Trout Club'

Mainly all about botox! heehee

 

I'm horrible to her - lol

You knows who she is!

No difference if I divorces her

i wouldn't see her in person

Any more or less! lol. :)

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 23rd, 2022 02:28
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of weekend nuttiness!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 39
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • Saxon Crow

    Madness and frippery!

    • orchidee

      Thanks SC. lol.

    • Distant View

      A zany write, but some people live zany lives! Most of my friends are zany! Me? I''m just mad!

      • orchidee

        Thanks D. lol.

      • Accidental Poet

        Orchi, you should be commended for your trials and tribulations with KP. I can see it now, a huge statue in your likeness caught in mid-song for your KP. And no one around listening. All I can say Orchi is better you than me. 😝 Has Fido watched this Cat video? 🤣

        • orchidee

          Thanks AP. Yes, Fido like cats!

        • Neville


          that's very funny this aint a hymn poem at all is it Mr. O .. we need more of these deviations I reckon ... 🙂

          • orchidee

            Thanks N. lol.

          • Crowns4Christ

            Hahahahaha, love it Orchi,

          • Rozina

            Oh no! Condolences to you, KP and Fido. So funny!

            • orchidee

              Thanks Rozina. lol.

            • Goldfinch60

              The song on your wedding "Fight the good fight" does not work if she is not with you Orchi - shame.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. We also had 'Through the night(s) (and days) of doubt and sorrow'.



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