ODDITIES (1)

Michael Edwards

 

On feet and bum they shuffle for miles

which prompts me to ask: ‘do penguins have piles?’

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 27th, 2022 01:13
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Michael Edwards

    Picture doesn't go with poem but included following a discussion yesterday.

  • Saxon Crow

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Goldfinch60

    Shuffle away dear penguins.

    Another good artwork Michael.

    Andy

  • Fay Slimm.

    Ha ha - - well I must remember to put that question to the next penguin I see - - thanks for the first laugh on my day dear Michael.

    • Michael Edwards

      They're very shy when it comes to personal health matters - they tend to put them on ice. 😁

    • orchidee

      Good write and pic M. lol.

    • ChrisLyn🕊

      This made me laugh😄👍🏻

    • dusk arising

      JUst have sympathy for the snake who accidentally ate a viagra pill - thats gotta be sore!

      What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? (they both like a nice tight seal)

      • Michael Edwards

        The snake claimed the viagra had been slipped in his drink but it wouldn't stand up in court.

        • dusk arising

          i bet that snakes missus was rattled when he got home

          • Michael Edwards

            She was so angry he had to constrictor.

            • dusk arising

              And then he adder on the stairs.

              • Michael Edwards

                She got totally hissssterical.

                • dusk arising

                  But calmed down when Sir Pent arrived.

                  • Michael Edwards

                    Sir Pent - love it - fangs for that.

                    • dusk arising

                      • dusk arising

                        Venom comes to mind i has to write em!

                        • Michael Edwards

                          They've sure got a bite to 'em,

                          • dusk arising

                            They just have to be shed.

                            • Michael Edwards

                              This exchange seems like a scene from Monty Python

                            • Jerry Reynolds

                              You are in fine form Michael.
                              A good laugh to start the day.

                            • Laura🌻

                              Dear Michael,

                              Great question you pose.😂
                              Hmmm…I wonder…🤔
                              Research 🧐 commenced.

                              Great artwork.
                              Love to Jeanne.❤️

                              Laura🌻

                              • Michael Edwards

                                Poor penguins - might not be piles - could be arsicles ?

                                love to you - 💛

                              • Rozina

                                Woke up, read this, had a good laugh!

                              • arqios

                                The picture is the after image of the dance of the penguins with Ms. Mary Poppins.



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