Dear Teddy and Paul,
Hope you both don't get mad with me for these limericks! I added one for myself too. I just couldn't think of anything to write but suddenly thought of some limericks of various friends including those on this site, friends who would laugh.
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There is a young lady named Teddy
Teddy so loves cooking spaghetti
She cooks through the night
Her husband took fright
From far he shouted Arrivederci!
There is an Englishman named Paul B
Whose poetry can be very funny
Day and night he wrote ten
Then he went round the bend
He now SINGS his poems with Teddy!
There is a woman named Rozina
Who comes from the country Malaysia
She's old but still cheeky
She could be a monkey
You'll find her in Zoo Australia!
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The fact that you included yourself was the perfect touch. Absolutely fantastic!
Thank you.
cute, a fun read
thanks for sharing
Thank you.
Very humorous and cute! Loved these! Great job!
Thank you.
Hehe. Oh these were all worth a good laugh. Great nod to the amazing poets on this site as well. Limericks are the best. But, hey, don't call yourself a monkey!
Haha thanks Rocky.
Wonderful limericks Rozina.
Andy
Thank you. Andy.
Malaysia eh' one of my favourite countries to date .. enjoyed so much went back the following year & took the kids ... and for what its worth, I bet each one of em will be chuffed to bits ... ya cheeky monkey .. N x
Thanks Neville. Visit Malaysia again. We live in Penang, a lovely island of great food, beaches and hospitality (sounding like a tourist guide here).
Wow, I have been twice on my journey via Bangkok by train and then the ferry for a stop over in Penang I love the food the jetties and we stayed at the Museum Hotel .. the second time they were filming a movie in the hotel .. it was absolutely amazing .. and we are sure to go again some time .............. Neville 🙂
Okay, step away from the computer, you've gone too far, you've got Teddy singing, to my guitar. Not sure why the birds are dropping down dead, couldn't be Teddy's singing or my guitar. Okay, the police are on the scene, they've just arrested Teddy, the karaoke queen. Knew it wasn't my strumming of the strings that brought them out, though, that policeman pointing his gun telling me to get out. You keep up the limericks, Rozina, this is the way to go, I've now got a spring in my step as the police take me in tow.
Oh dear oh dear. I don't have enough to bail you and Teddy out. You'll both have to stay in jail until I can make enough money from my poems. Now I'm REALLY SORRY!
If I didn't have a hangover, I'd retort, but my full English hasn't hit the spot.
Humor is the best compliment, and there is no subject better than self. Thanks for the entertainment
Thank you.
A fine lady writer Rozina
has such a poetic demeanor
she writes every day
in her own special way
and you won't find a poet who's keener
Thank you.
A kind gentleman dusk arising
Is really a knight who is shining
He polished his armour
A lady he charmed her
Both lady and knight are entwining!
Oh Rozina I wish it were so
You give my insides such a glow
now we've happened perchance
on poetic romance
do you think we should now let it show?
Hahaha! Goodbye.....
Just a bit of fun.
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