There are limits to what one shares
Like naked bodies or pubic hairs
Or that medical complaint that makes us blush
You know the one I'm talking about that one called thrush
But still some folk can't help themselves
They bare all as if there's nothing else
Declare in a proud, loud voice
Yes, it was my arse that made that noise
A little decorum if you please
I don't care to know your disease
Or if you were 'up' with the morning dawn
That's not my business
That's all yours
And if your wife is open minded
Don't show me
I'd rather be blinded
You may think that I'm a prude
To quail when I hear something rude
But when your father
Opens up
About being naked with tea in his cup
Then you'll see where I'm coming from
Because some things a son should never learn
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Author:
Saxon Crow (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just some light-hearted banter for a certain someone here
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Well I wonder what this is all about , I was only making a cup of tea!
Andy
You mentioned you were naked dad. Naked!
Good write SC.
You mean a little more decorum from me?! lol.
Oh shush. My poem my rules 😝
So funny! Laughing this whole morning. I'm going to post about hair, my hairdo!
Thanks Rozina. I'm glad you had a chuckle.
Somewhere along the line in this ageing process it becomes quite acceptable to realise that what we feel in bed with our passionate partner is just history repeating itself. We will go on into our later years and passion will not stop. Undenyably it will change as we change, as our elders do and have.
Human nature doesn't change. Though we earnestly wish the violent aspects of it should.
Such a serious answer for a light hearted poem! Thoughts of my dad naked are not good Dusk!
LOL i had a headache, everything was serious earlier.... but i had a cuppa, ya dad is right... a cuppa brings stuff into perspective. After a cuppa you could tell your son almost anything... almost.
Teehee. This one was worth a good chuckle. Sometimes being a "prude" is the most PRUDEnt choice! 😉
Ahhhhh. I see what you did there. Very clever haha.🤣😉🤣
I love poetry with the subtle humor! Good job!
Thank you
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