Doom And Gloom - KP Days

'What do you mean by this title?' asks Fido

Read on and see....

 

Nope, not even an alliteration in the title

You won't need your teef in (teeth)for this one

(Teddy knows! lol)

 

Just some mindless ramblings

It won't take me long to do this 'poem'

No time at all really

'Does it take much time to write waffle?' you ask

'Nope, no time at all', I reply

 

I'm in seventh heaven

KP gone on holiday on her own for 6 months

Probably at a Botox Clinic (heehee)

She been gone 1 month

Another 5 months of bliss for me

Just Fido and I

 

Yet it don't make much difference

I don't see her 95% of the time

When she's not on holiday

Well, I don't see her in person

But only on television or in the papers

Again and again and again

 

I'm sure she's getting uglier

The mutton dressed as lamb

Is going mouldy! lol

 

'Twas a mad moment I married her

One Hallowe'en (when else could it have been?)

In a moment when she hid the water from my whisky

I drank it neat - a glass or three......

It caused me to reply to her

'Yes, I will marry you!'

Now I've never been the same again

Doh!!

 

I'm horrible to her! lol.