The toilet chain was such a treat
It’s something I miss now its obsolete
its such a shame
the demise of the chain
when swinging it always denoted ‘warm seat’
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Michael Edwards (
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Oh lol, good write and pic M.
Erm, is the seat warm for Miss Berles' use?
Too hot for Miss B
As Teddy said, love this toilet limerick😂waiting for more!
There'll be more but not necessarily toilet in subject - mind you this is the 119th I've written and they've all been posted here over the last few years. Thanks for your kind comment Judy.
Ohh I am still new here, will surely check them out!
I listed each bog on a map
in case i need a quick crap
once felt theres no stopping
caught short doing shopping
whilst seated I'll oft take a nap.
Caught short by a rattling door
i realise I'd started to snore
defecation completed
bodyweight now depleted
its time to go shopping some more
meandering round Marks and Sparks
I'm plagued by troublesome farts
shop assistants in coma
from my trouser aroma
seeking more airy space I depart
Your super limericks have once again flushed out the ridiculous in my rhyming. Nice one M.E.
They are great dusk - they put a big grin on my face.
My chuckle for the day. Some may not be aware of the chain in question,
but I remember one from Grandma house. You made me laugh. Thank you. - Phil A.
Actually they are available here in the UK for the retro lovers. Thanks Phil.
Aah, that swinging chain, a thing of the past now but still remembered.
Andy
Ha .. I remember only too well .. ta for that oh' so very subtle reminder Michael 🙂
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