Mud, Mud, Glorious Mud

Doggerel Dave


Notice of absence from Doggerel Dave
I do return sometimes... occasionally...

Guess what – It’s bloody raining again -

Once more humidity's one hundred percent.

La Nina is a persistent old girl;

Looks like we’re going to get married…..

But who’d go to a wedding in brahn boots?

  • Author: Doggerel Dave (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 21st, 2022 01:28
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Users favorite of this poem: Cheeky Missy
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  • Goldfinch60

    It's a bit damp I gather Dave. LOL

    Andy😎😎😎

  • Doggerel Dave

    Got that right, Andy - how did you guess? πŸ™ƒ

  • Neville



    Congratulations sir Dave wot about sneakers ............................... πŸ™‚

    • Doggerel Dave

      Inflatable dinghy more my mark (wuz once a good boy scout).

      Stay at home for a while Neville, the world can be a dangerous place.....

    • Paul Bell

      Noticed that when I hit the sun lounger this morning. It's bloody raining. It never rains here any more, what the hell is happening.

      • Doggerel Dave

        You tell me. Never rained in Britain anyway when I was there (many moons ago) it just drizzled.....

      • Bella Shepard

        My commiseration on the rain, hope you can find a semi-dry spot for the wedding. I was inspired to listen to Stanley Holloway's Brahn Boots, what a lovely story. You didn't by chance give your black or brown shoes away now did ya?

        • Doggerel Dave

          Nah you need wellies here.

          Note: Wellies - Brit informal; short form for Wellington boots, tall rubber waterproof boots. May be known as Gumboots in some quarters. However here in this climate thongs are more likely to be utilised.

          Note: Thongs - Aust informal. May be known as Flip-flops in some quarters................. Please exclude from your mind any other possible interpretation .................... La, la La...and so on....

          • Bella Shepard

            My education is now complete, the tutorial exceeded all my expectations! Thank you my friend for always giving me a big chuckle; a quiet or suppressed laugh, of the large variety.

            • Doggerel Dave

              'Welcome anytime, Bella.

            • sorenbarrett

              I remember her she put a damper on my spirits until we got a separation. Fun write Dave.

              • Doggerel Dave

                Liberation can be born of many different circumstances, Soren. From now on it has to be eternal vigilance.....

              • Cheeky Missy

                Hahaha! Charming and too fun! I dearly cherish your cleverness herein. How many kididdles followed? Delightfully rendered in excellent good humour with awesome imagery and a teasing poignancy. Thank you for sharing.

                • Doggerel Dave

                  More than welcome once more, Missy.
                  PS: Don't wear wellies full time - likely to end up with foot rot.....



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