What can be done?

Here followeth the first 'lesson' maybe

On aspects of nuttiness!

 

What can be done

To stop, or reduce, my swooniness?

Is that even a word?!

 

Well, Fido helps with his fans

And feather dusters

And he has buckets of cold water standing by

To chuck over me

To revive me if I get too 'hot'

 

But any poetry about 'tickling my fancy'

Or 'slap and tickle'

Sends me into another swoon 

 

I muse on - which is best, which will help me more

The slap or the tickle?

But Fido don't let me have either!

He says I best not have them

 

Fido says, Buck up, man

Have a less sheltered life

Pull ya socks up

Get ya coat, and get out more, as they say

And having got ya coat

Take me for more walks!

Lol.