What can be done?

orchidee



Here followeth the first 'lesson' maybe

On aspects of nuttiness!

 

What can be done

To stop, or reduce, my swooniness?

Is that even a word?!

 

Well, Fido helps with his fans

And feather dusters

And he has buckets of cold water standing by

To chuck over me

To revive me if I get too 'hot'

 

But any poetry about 'tickling my fancy'

Or 'slap and tickle'

Sends me into another swoon 

 

I muse on - which is best, which will help me more

The slap or the tickle?

But Fido don't let me have either!

He says I best not have them

 

Fido says, Buck up, man

Have a less sheltered life

Pull ya socks up

Get ya coat, and get out more, as they say

And having got ya coat

Take me for more walks!

Lol.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 20th, 2022 01:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: It sure isn't a hymn-poem today!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 17
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  • Goldfinch60

    WALKIES!!

    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold. lol.

    • arqios

      Walkie talkies!

      • orchidee

        Thanks CB. lol.

      • Doggerel Dave

        You put up cat vids regularly wot you telling Fido - are his days numbered?

        • orchidee

          Thanks Dave. Cats for a change!

        • Neville



          its probably too late, but one can live in hope 🙂

          • orchidee

            Thanks N.
            'Tis not a poem of the 8.8.8.8. variety, nor the 9437652 type. Oops, that's me phone number! lol.



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