Not today, thank you!
Not any day in fact
Halloween tales, I mean
With ghostliness and spookiness
Don't ya now?
It's me in disguise at Halloween
And having a bad hair say
Creeping about with me syphon
That's full of water
Ready to add water to ya tipple
And Fido in his cape and mask
As 'The Masked Avenger'
Checking them poems
In case ya 'forget' conveniently
To mark 'em 18+ when they should be!
He don't bite
But his bark is worse than his bite - if he did bite!
Give me the next day anytime
Hallowmas - All Saints Day
I'll probably sing on that day
As on every day
Aww, why they say it's a Halloween 'trick'
Orchi singing to ya, that is
Cos I tricks ya into thinking
That I can really sing!
What could be worse?
More terrifying? more scary?
Only - having to watch a week of 'Eastenders'
If not in UK - don't ask
It's too ghastly to expalin that TV soap!
Don;t find it online
You'll never recover
Never be the same again! lol.
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Batty barminess. I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right nooooowwwww! That's me singing, not howling like a werewolf!
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Here comes the Hallooooooweeen sound
Thanks CB.
I AM BEHIND YOU!! AAARGH.
Thanks Gold.
this is not a hymn poem is it .. 🙂
Yep, could be! A 6666 or 8888 or 10.4.36.84.11. maybe! lol.
A wonder to behold would be Orchi in full song.
Thanks Fay.
I believe you may have succeeded in the closure of all Halloween festivities, orchi - you deserve a medal and a special entry in the book of remembrance...well some book of remembrance somewhere anyway...
Thanks Dave. Yep, I didn't fancy a supper of eye of newt and leg of frog. Summat like that anyway!
I was a little Catholic grade school girl, and we always got All Saints Day off. They said it was to celebrate a feast day, but I think it was probably to prevent teachers from having to deal with a class full of kids on a sugar high from Halloween candy. Such a fun write my friend, truly enjoyed every line.
Thanks Bella.
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