Can Ya Help?

orchidee



Oh woe, not feeling like a song today

But why? asks Fido

Well, I got no dough (money) left

To buy anyone any Christmas presents

 

KP's had it all, ya see

For her botox, or to spend on herself

I see her so little these days

That I often forget I'm married to her Doh!

Can ya help me?

All contributions gratefully received, as they say!

 

She never takes Fido for walkies

It's me that takes him every time

What to do? Her botox melts after a while

Then she wants more money for it

 

She's an established member now, ya know

Of 'The Old Trouts Club'

She'll be managing that Club soon. lol.

 

Aww, why so horrible to her? Asks Fido

Got no peace and goodwill to her?

Nope, I reply! Not now, not any season! heehee

 

Pass me today's poems, says Fido

So I can check the 18+ thingys

And bark fiercely at anyone

'Forgetting' to mark them 18+ where they should be!

 

It's me and Fido this Christmas

KP's off to see some of her 5,836 relations

So she says

No change there then

I only see her 1% of the time in person

Otherwise on telly or in the newspapers

Heehee.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 12th, 2022 03:12
  • Comment from author about the poem: The woes of Orchi at this season! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
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Comments3

  • Doggerel Dave

    Have I missed something, or can't you get a 'no faults' divorce these days?
    Maybe some counselling too?
    Have a Merry one anyway, orchi.

    • orchidee

      Thanks Dave. KP won't let me divorce her. She says 'Where would I get the botox money from otherwise?' lol.

      • Doggerel Dave

        "If you can keep your head when all about you
        Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, ............ you’ll be a Man, my son!"

        Trade Fido in for a Pitbull and pay her a visit.... It might be well hidden, but you know you've got it in yer, orchi.

        • 1 more comment

      • Neville


        Like I said before, You Mr O & KP are more nutty than a bag of peanuts 🙂

        • orchidee

          Thanks N.....lol.

        • Goldfinch60

          Shall I get my friend who is KP's mothers next door neighbour to have a word with KPs mother.

          Andy

          • orchidee

            Yes lol. Thanks Gold.



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