A Tale Of Woe And Misery


Oh woe! A break from Carols

But news of my forthcoming Christmas


It won't be merry, and it won't be happy!

But why? asks Fido

Well, I gotta spend it with KP for one thing

What could be worse?


She is home for a whole week

I will go mad!

She got no Botox sessions

Nor meetings of 'The Old Trout' Club

And they don't want her yet

For any more photo-shoots

Though - she loves' em, don't ya know

As long as they can all see -

Me, me, me!!!

(Not me writing this - I mean KP).


And you're no help, Fido

You never let me have any 'ardour'

And certainly no 'excitement'

"It's for the best," you say

"Saves ya from extra swoons

Dunno why ya complain"


You're going out the back garden Fido

While I enjoy myself

I'm gonna put the water away too

And have neat tipples! Oohh!


"Lemme in," says Fido

"I gotta 'police' the 18+ poems!!

"You'll know you'll only faint

If I don't check 'em first"

I hear ya barking out the back garden, Fido

Can't let ya in just yet

But in a while - I need ya to check them poems!


  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 22nd, 2022 03:24
  • Comment from author about the poem: Merriment and madness! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 25


  • orchidee

    It's the cats!!

  • Bella Shepard

    You and Fido, what a pair. I don't know which one of you makes me laugh more. Abbot & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Proctor & Gamble have nothing on you two. Thank you for always making the day lighter and brighter.

    • orchidee

      Thanks Bella. lol.

    • Goldfinch60

      Good fun write Orchi, leave Fido in that garden while you have your neat tipples.


      • orchidee

        Thanks Gold. lol.

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