Valentine's Woe

orchidee



Not a hymn-poem.

If it had a tune it would be a dirge!

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I been dreading today - now it's here.

Oh, I cannot turn to lyrics today

No 'My love is like a red, red rose'

And all that 'gushing' stuff (?!) heehee

 

But why not? Well, woe is me

I gotta spend the day with KP

What could be worse?

There'll be nowt romantic in it

 

And Fido don't help either

He won't let me have any 'ardour'

And certainly no 'excitement'

And he's banned 'slap and tickle!'

 

But in me sheltered life

I need to 'get me coat'

And 'get out more', as they say

But KP's spent all me money on botox

 

Doh! 'Out you go, Fido!'

Into the back yard for a while

Then I can let me hair down

What you don't see won't hurt ya, Fido

 

Now I can't tell you folks more

Cos ya might swoon

KP and I might have some slap and tickle after all

'Spare me the ghastly details', you reply!

Heehee

I best mark this 18+. Ooohh!

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 14th, 2023 03:30
  • Comment from author about the poem: A tale of woe and misery! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 37
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Comments5

  • Doggerel Dave

    Woe? Misery? You could be notorious in the field of erotic literature if only you would let go a little..........After you send Fido to a dog's home....

    • orchidee

      Thanks Dave. Fido won't go! lol.

    • Christina8

      I like your valentines poem, Orchi!

      • orchidee

        Thanks C. lol.

      • Fay Slimm.

        An appealing write dear Orchi

        • orchidee

          Thanks Fay.

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun words Orchi, and how was KP.

          Andy

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold. i cannot say more- poets will swoon! lol.

          • Neville



            you are a very norty ferret, stoat or weasel .............. 🐀🦦🐁😶‍🌫️

            • orchidee

              Thanks N. lol.



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