FOOTBALL PUNDITS

Michael Edwards

 

 

FOOTBALL PUNDITS

 

Football pundits only use

The present tense and I suppose

they never ever went to school

- they use the past tense not at all.

 

You cannot say they’re erudite

in fact they’re really not that bright

describing games played yesterday

as if the games were still in play.

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 2nd, 2023 02:30
  • Comment from author about the poem: The cartoon was published in a magazine and conncerns the authorities making an artificial sett to entice them away from land about to be developed. Following publication the cartoon is now sold.
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments5

  • orchidee

    It be a good write and pic there M.
    Miss Berles check the tenses and grammar of poems?!

    • Michael Edwards

      Yes - every Monday morning before she puts the washing on.

    • Neville



      and all wearing Newcastle face masks I see .. how very apt .. and chuckleworthy too sir M ..... N 🦡🦡

    • Doggerel Dave

      To keep their head in the middle of the game saves them coming out to view the world as it is - must fill them with terror....!
      The story behind your cartoon is interesting - any chance of more detail? Another piece, a picture?

    • Goldfinch60

      Very true Michael, great cartoon.

      Andy

    • Mottakeenur Rehman

      The poem is a commentary on the media industry and the way in which commentators and pundits use language to describe sporting events. It is also a reflection on the importance of education and the need for individuals to have a solid understanding of grammar and language.....Good write Sir❤️



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