“Yer balls have gone!” she said.
“No they haven’t, they are there with me, look!”
I replied as I dropped my trousers.
“Not them!” she said “The others!”
“What others?” I said,
“Those out in the garden!”
Aah, then I knew what she meant,
The suet balls,
The ones on the bird feeder,
They had all been eaten,
Eaten by the birds.
Yes, those balls had gone!
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: The birds in our garden eat so much food.
- Category: Humor
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I got squirrels that have defeated my every attempt. Once I had them hooked got a week but somehow they made a daring leap from s branch and clung to the metal feeder.
Squirrels are very clever animals when food is involved Bobby.
Andy
For sure.
I might have swooned if you had not explained! lol.
There yer go again Orchi, pre-empting reality. LOL
Andy
This is actually hilarious!!! Thank you for that! 🤣
My pleasure Liz, if I can make somebody laugh or smile it brings joy to me.
Andy
Oh the imagery my eyes my eyes lol wonderful Andy. 🤗
Thank you Teddy, much appreciated.
Andy
lmao
'My way' indeed
straight off with the pants
just like the Boss would've, I'm sure
great fun, thanks Andy
Thank you Mek, my pleasure.
Andy
Ok that’s different 🤣
It surely is John.
Andy
"Great balls of fire!" 😉👍
https://youtu.be/F569_t2jCio
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We were taught to beware of the kookaburras
and the maggies...
A bit of humor is a good thing Andy
It always is soren.
Andy
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