A Daft Update

orchidee



I got some rubbish for ya today!

'Not much change there then', you say?

 

I read that it can be called 'micro-aggressions'

Snipes or asides, maybe made in jest.

But underlying nastiness and jibes

 

I'll tell ya this for a fact

Me marriage to KP is a 'mega- aggression'

What made me do it

Marry her one Halloween?

 

Now she's roped me in

To be Treasurer of The Old Trout Club

I got no money of me own to account for

She spends it all on Botox

 

You cad, you bounder, you mysogynist

('women-hater' that is)

'Woof!' Steady on, says Fido

'Sorry Fido - pardon my French!'

 

Enough of my ramblings.

'Let's go ramble, walk-wise,' says Fido

You've spouted enough rubbish for today! lol.

 

Here ends 'Mad Adventure of Orchi No. 6749'

Summat like that -  I lost count!

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 16th, 2023 01:50
  • Comment from author about the poem: The heat's addled me brain! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 10
  • Users favorite of this poem: Bobby O, Accidental Poet
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Comments8

  • Teddy.15

    Poor KP she mashed up her face but at least she is married to my magnificent orchi. LoL 😆

    • orchidee

      Thanks T, lol.

    • Bobby O

      Freakin Halloween surely a harbinger of predictive chaos

      • orchidee

        Thanks B. lol.

        • Bobby O

          DIG!

        • 2781

          Remember, we wouldn't be in this mess if Adam had ignored his wife.

          • orchidee

            Doh! Thanks 2. lol.

          • Accidental Poet

            Two words Orchi, "Temporary Insanity!" (Maybe not temporary) 🤣

            • orchidee

              Thanks AP. lol.

            • Accidental Poet

              Love the cat video Orchi. I'm guessing Fido likes it too. 😼🐶

              • orchidee

                Yes lol.

              • Parisab

                Light hearted yet scary-makes me want to put on a cat costume:))

                • orchidee

                  Thanks P. lol.

                • Goldfinch60

                  https://youtu.be/yCzLFmYWj3c

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks Gold. Ahh, one of our wedding hymns! lol.

                  • Neville



                    what's new pussycat ... 🐭

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks N.



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