THYME FOR SOME SHORTIES

Michael Edwards

 

 

THYME FOR SOME SHORTIES

 

 

Time for thyme I must conclude

It’s super good for flavouring food.

 

 

I bringed, I brung, I brought

I drews, I  drawn  I draw

I knows I knowed you know

I sawed, I seen,  I saw.’

 

I skiddles, I skiddled, I skid

I bidded, I bade , I bid

I dressled, I drest, I dressed

I done it yes I did.

 

 

 

I bought a jack-in-the-box, I saw it advertised

The darn thing didn’t work , why am I not surprised.

 

 

I decided I’d donate my body to science

so off I went for professional  guidance.

The practitioner said he admired my courage

then haughtily added ‘you’ll have to  pay postage’.

 

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 5th, 2023 01:40
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments3

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good writes Gold.
    I read a bit about a supervised corridor for toddlers from indoors to outdoors but it had that dang Fire Door that had to be kept closed at all times. How would they ever get outdoors?! lol. Why don't they add 'except if there is a fire'?

    • Michael Edwards

      How does fire open a door?

      • orchidee

        I suppose they have to wait until the fire burns the door down, and then they can get out, if it has not killed them first. Doh! But as we know, the fire door must never be opened. lol.

      • Teddy.15

        Lmao 🤣😂🤣 💖 oh no they would say to me that their wouldn't be a scientist in the world who could fathom it.

      • Doggerel Dave

        Jack and box came separately - the packaging filled the recycle bin?



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