Flaming Computers!

Goldfinch60



For many years we have sang at the school,

Every Thursday we go there

Practising our songs,

Learning new ones,

Thoroughly enjoying ourselves.

We start the new term in September

But I now have to book the hall,

This time using an online system

Where before we just asked the staff.

And all went well,

But now it is different!

So I filled in the form,

Filled it with all the dates we required

And pressed enter.

It came back and said I was wrong

But did not say where.

These flaming computer systems

Create so many problems for us

And I ought to know

As I worked in computing,

And had done for many years

Until that great day came,

That day when I retired

And started enjoying my life even more.

Now I am stuck again by a computer,

All because we want to do,

Want to do again,

What we have been doing for so many years.

No problems in the past,

But now there is a flaming computer in the way!

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 9th, 2023 01:19
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a rant!
  • Category: Reflection
  • Views: 11
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  • orchidee

    Passwords can drive ya mad sometimes too. We're worn out mucking about before we even get into a site, e.g. some job sites.

    • Goldfinch60

      Very true Orchi.

      Andy

    • 2781

      Spare a thought for me who can't get past two clicks.
      All I want to do is talk to a human helper, hard to find.

      • Goldfinch60

        Talking to a human helper seems to be a thing of the past now 2781.

        Andy

        • 2781

          How's that going?

        • Teddy.15

          I'm not such a fan of computers lol 💖

          • Goldfinch60

            Unfortunately nowadays where would we get to be without them Teddy, for example I would not be able to communicate with you.

            Andy

          • orchidee

            Say nice things to it - or it will cut us orf MPS, for example - like it has done before. Doh!

            • Goldfinch60

              OK I will try that Orchi.

              Andy

              • orchidee

                A nasty manageress couldn't even wait for photocopier to warm up. She nearly kicked it! I thought 'You'll have to wait a few moments, dearie, though you've probably never waited in your life - that'll teach you!' lol.

              • Bella Shepard

                Perfect song Andy, I'm 100% with you on this one. I don't think the Geeks seem to understand that the simplest way is the best way. It will invariably take longer to jump through all the hoops and screens, than the time it takes for a simple phone call, if you can get a real person. Thank you for the rant, I feel better!

                • Goldfinch60

                  Most kind Bella, it is so good when we speak to actual people to resolve problems.

                  Andy

                • Sunsetmet

                  Yes how I can relate to this one so much passwords and everything I rather go back to having what I had before more peace of mind

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Peace of mind would be so wonderful to have, I am sure that it is often with you Sunsetmet with the things that you enjoy doing.

                    Andy

                    • Sunsetmet

                      I do enjoy but also its boring at times Thanks



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