Me My Bro and A Chainsaw

Neville

Me My Bro and A Chainsaw

 

Can you

picture me,

my bro

and a chainsaw ..

No,

well that’s

perfectly okay

in fact,

it’s just fine ..

But let’s

state,

here and now

for the record ..

Barbie

and indeed,

the prize

topiary are now

sadly both

well n truly, fucked ..

 

 

 

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 11th, 2023 03:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: this was first scribbled down when I still had a sense of humour & when I thought the first cut was always the deepest
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15, LIZ, L. B. Mek
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  • Teddy.15

    LOL oh my dear Nev, you haven't lost your sense of humour my friend, it is well and truly stuck inside you. ❤️ ere I never liked Barbie either, chainsaw away LoL

    • Neville



      Ken wants to kick my butt .. ❤️

      • Teddy.15

        Kenny has an extremely small mushroom lol

        • Teddy.15

          😂 ❤️

          • Neville


            He may have a small mushroom but he has a big axe to grind .. thanks for those crumbs of comfort Teddy .. and thank you too Max for chipping in .. I quite like the safety one can find in numbers .. ❤️💛

            • orchidee

              Ken's becoming the village idiot!

            • Bobby O

              I did smile at the finish and really like how equal and aligned it placed Topiary and Barbie. Other than you and the catalyst that mixes in your mind that logical equanimity would be left forever undiscovered.

            • orchidee

              Fido was OK until the last line, then he swooned! lol.

              • Neville



                He probably snorted it a bit too hard ..

              • LIZ

                OH MY LORD! 😂😂😂😂😂 Neville!!! I just pictured barbie cut up in a lot of small pieces!! What a picture!! But ummmm...why did your bro have to get involved??? Although....nah never mind. LOL 💜💜💜

                • Neville



                  he came along for the ride 💜

                  • LIZ

                    Oh boy!!! 🫢🫢

                  • MendedFences27

                    Was this before or after the visit to your local. Either way a topiary of "Barbie" never seems a good idea. Maybe if you could salvage the important parts and cover the rest with "very cool pink clothing" it might just be passable.
                    Why would you even attempt such a zany venture? Oh well, it made for a very humorous poem. - Phil A.
                    P.S. - At first, I envisioned a disaster of the proportions in Frost's "Out, Out." thank God no one was injured. Or maybe it was just an episode of "Only Fools and Horses."

                    • Neville



                      I had no idea Only Fools & Horses aired in the US .. its great isn't it .. cheers Phil .. N

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Yes Barbie should be beheaded.

                      Andy

                      • Neville



                        too late the deed is done .. N

                      • L. B. Mek

                        sadly
                        no, first one's are tepid cuts
                        because we hadn't learnt to fall
                        deep,
                        yet
                        but hey, later we learn
                        that barbies just like ken's
                        are to be played with, only
                        and eventually
                        we find ourselves a real person
                        to hope with...
                        (so graphic!
                        i think there's a horror director
                        trapped inside you
                        waiting for the right timing....
                        do you have a brother?
                        forgive me for being a little jealous
                        that Hyung, is more than a word to me
                        lol)
                        an energetic write this one...
                        Halloween themed one could suggest..
                        but always depth, wise Poet
                        always something to peel back
                        and appreciate
                        with all your poems!

                        • Neville


                          Thank you brother M with all my 🤍 Neville



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