Answering The 'Phone.

Goldfinch60



Around the golf course I went,

Played a reasonable game

So went into the clubhouse

And had a pint with friends.

The ‘phone went,

I picked it up

And said hello,

“Hello dear” the voice said,

“It’s your wife, and I have something to tell you”

“OK go on” I said,

“Well I have seen this Porsche,

And I want to buy it,

It is a fabulous car.

Can I buy it please?”

“Yes, go ahead” I replied,

“Thank you” she said

And then she hung up.

I waved the ‘phone in the air

And shouted,

“WHOSE ‘PHONE IS THIS?”

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 5th, 2023 02:30
  • Comment from author about the poem: Well she asked nicely.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 9
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Comments6

  • orchidee

    Good write Gold. lol.

  • Teddy.15

    LOL someone got lucky! ❤️

    • Goldfinch60

      They surely did. LOL

      Andy

    • Neville



      Oooops .. sh .. it happens don't it but ya gotta larf ... Neville

      • Goldfinch60

        Laughter is a fine medication for us all Neville.

        Andy

      • Thomas W Case

        lol. Great stuff.

        • Goldfinch60

          Thank you Thomas, much appreciated.

          Andy

        • LIZ

          😂😂😂😂😂 well, her husband will have the surprise of his life!! 😂😂😂😂😂

          • Goldfinch60

            He certainly will LIZ. LOL

            Andy

          • David Wakeling

            A great fun story. Well done

            • Goldfinch60

              Thank you David, most kind.

              Andy



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