F F

orchidee



Yep, keeping up the alliterations in my titles, where I can

Makes them more memorable, I think

But why this short title? says Fido

And why 18+?

 

Well, I got a poem for ya

I've seen the word in full appearing in some poems

I'm too sheltered to use it in full, of course!

Here's the poem.... it might be a repost on here. lol

 

Ohhh, F, F, F, and F

And furthermore F, F, F, and F

Ohhh grrrrrr, fumes and rants...

F, F. F, F, and even F!!

I got two words to say to ya

The second one is 'off'!

 

Steady on, says Fido

You've turned the air blue

It'll only bring on a swoon for you, ya know

But don't you forget

To mark this poem 18+

Or I will bark at you, my master

And throwing me a bone won't shut me up!

 

My next poem could be KP, KP.......

But no one would survive

Reading the horrific details of it all!

(heeheehee)

 

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 10th, 2023 02:48
  • Comment from author about the poem: Fido and I planning a nutty poem together!
  • Category: Humor
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Comments5

  • orchidee

    Now what's all this, an 18+ poem from Orchi?!

  • 2781

    F'd if I know.

    • orchidee

      Thanks 2. lol.

    • arqios

      Now this has to be performed live at a poetry theatre!

      • orchidee

        Thanks CB.

      • Thomas W Case

        Fantastic. Lol

        • orchidee

          Thanks T. lol.

        • Goldfinch60

          Oh for f's sake Orchi, I told you about swearing when that stegosaurus was chasing you!

          Andy

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold. lol.



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