The Lady In The Van.

Goldfinch60



She was a lady of great age,

Never smiled,

Always went her own way,

And did her own thing.

Not a pleasant woman,

But once she tried to be a Nun,

That failed as the music inside her

Was not welcomed in the nunnery.

Nearing the end of her life,

The man asked the Mother Superior

To pray for the lady’s soul,

The Nun said “Yes, we can do that,

But you need to fill in a form!”

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 12th, 2023 02:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: Wrote this after watching Alan Bennetts film Lady in the Van.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 7
  • User favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet.
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Comments5

  • David Wakeling

    Some Nuns have bad habits I'm afraid.Good fun poem

    • Goldfinch60

      So true David, thank you.

      Andy

    • orchidee

      A fine write Gold.

    • Teddy.15

      LoL 🩷

      • Goldfinch60

        🍷👍🤣🌹

        Andy

      • Neville



        sometimes nun is more .. maybe

        • Goldfinch60

          It often is Neville.

          Andy

        • Accidental Poet

          That figures. 😔



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