LIPS DENY TRUTH
So two buddies are hiking and one gets bit by a snake on the tip of his penis as he had on loose cargo shorts. The other decides he should run back to town and find out what to do. A doctor informs to cut a tiny X where the bite is and then suck out the poison. He runs back to his suffering buddy who immediately asks what the doctor said. His friend says solemnly “bad news dude, the doctor said you’re gonna die.”
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Author:
Bobby O (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Teehee
- Category: Humor
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Moral to the story: don't ask for a blow job from a snake!
Glad my memory is foggy cuz there’s been a few candidates in my past
Good stuff.
Dig!
I imagine there might be an element of truth as well as humour here and also that he eventually succumbed ..
I’m sorry I shouldn’t have read this …but you have the funniest sense of humor
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