Womb Envy


Notice of absence from Neville

For anyone that might be interested, I fly to Lisbon Portugal later today and then hop on board a mighty big ship (at least I hope it is) then sail around the Mediterranean for a few days calling at Madeira, the Canaries etc etc .. then up to Cape Verde for a few more .. and then across the Atlantic to Brazil calling at eight different ports .. If all goes according to plan, I should be in Rio de Janeiro for my birthday mid December .. Please note, this has nothing to do with work, it's very selfishly, just for me .. I plan to be back around the 15th December .. Stay safe and write on .. Kindest of Regards & All Good Things, Neville 🤍

Womb Envy


They are all

very different, you know that

don’t you, he said ..


What are,

wombs, he replied ..

Go on, get outa here ..


No honest,

it’s as true

as the sky is blue ..


Claire’s got

a heart shaped one

she told me herself ..


And Sues, is simply inverted

while our Jane’s is kinda keyhole

shaped, but then she’s perverted ..


Go on,

I’m intrigued now ..

Okay then, Jills is just perfect ..


Well what about

Angela and Emma’s

just between you and me ..


Angela’s is somewhat

spectacular and almost rectangular

while Emma, aint got one at all ..


Fancy that ..

No thanks, but I shall

no doubt look into it ..


So what about Jenny

she must keep her hand on her

ha’penny surely ..


Okay, so Jens is outstanding ..

What do you mean by that exactly ..

I mean it stands out a wee bit ..


Sod that for a game of soldiers,

I shall defo look into it,

how very interesting cheers bro ..



  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: November 20th, 2023 02:28
  • Comment from author about the poem: for anyone who does not find the scribble below amusing and for whatever reason, please accept my sincere apologies ... Neville 🤍
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Goldfinch60

    Well I found it amusing but then I am so inexperienced in looking at so many wombs. LOL


    • Neville

      just a tip for the future .. it helps to keep your eyes open .. cheers sir G 🙂

    • orchidee

      Yes, an musing write N.
      Meanwhile - good job KP and I can't have any baby trouts! The world would be even ghastlier. lol.

      • Neville

        in that respect, we are all blessed

      • 2781

        What's that saying: it took nine months to get out of one....

        • Neville

          its just a number, but then, look whose counting ..

        • crypticbard

          O.B.’s not quite the job for most but in the back of many minds, the title is sharper than is possible to elaborate; and one to stick to Freud & Co.

          • Neville

            I am a great admirer of Jung .. & once sat next to Anna Freud & her minders on a train between Bristol & London .. my word we did have a larf .. 😎👍

            • crypticbard

              Tres cool!

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