Womb Envy
They are all
very different, you know that
don’t you, he said ..
What are,
wombs, he replied ..
Go on, get outa here ..
No honest,
it’s as true
as the sky is blue ..
Claire’s got
a heart shaped one
she told me herself ..
And Sues, is simply inverted
while our Jane’s is kinda keyhole
shaped, but then she’s perverted ..
Go on,
I’m intrigued now ..
Okay then, Jills is just perfect ..
Well what about
Angela and Emma’s
just between you and me ..
Angela’s is somewhat
spectacular and almost rectangular
while Emma, aint got one at all ..
Fancy that ..
No thanks, but I shall
no doubt look into it ..
So what about Jenny
she must keep her hand on her
ha’penny surely ..
Okay, so Jens is outstanding ..
What do you mean by that exactly ..
I mean it stands out a wee bit ..
Sod that for a game of soldiers,
I shall defo look into it,
how very interesting cheers bro ..
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Neville (
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- Comment from author about the poem: for anyone who does not find the scribble below amusing and for whatever reason, please accept my sincere apologies ... Neville 🤍
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Well I found it amusing but then I am so inexperienced in looking at so many wombs. LOL
Andy
just a tip for the future .. it helps to keep your eyes open .. cheers sir G 🙂
Yes, an musing write N.
Meanwhile - good job KP and I can't have any baby trouts! The world would be even ghastlier. lol.
in that respect, we are all blessed
What's that saying: it took nine months to get out of one....
its just a number, but then, look whose counting ..
O.B.’s not quite the job for most but in the back of many minds, the title is sharper than is possible to elaborate; and one to stick to Freud & Co.
I am a great admirer of Jung .. & once sat next to Anna Freud & her minders on a train between Bristol & London .. my word we did have a larf .. 😎👍
Tres cool!
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