Locker Room Logic

Thomas W Case



I work at a
gym that is 
popular all over
the country, because
of its family values, and
sliding fee scale.
I am a custodial artist.
It's mindless and gives
me time to write.
I get a free membership.

Men walk around the
locker room nude, and
try to have full conversations
with me.
I want to say,
put your cock away,
it doesn't talk.
This is a gym,
not a nudist colony.
I take no delight in
seeing your shriveled balls.


Where is your modesty,
your decency?
Wrap yourself in a
towel before you try
chatting me up about
the weather.
I'm trying to work out,
and then get the fuck away
from you screwballs.

  • Author: Thomas W Case (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 28th, 2023 18:27
  • Comment from author about the poem: Check out my book Seedy Town Blues Collected Poems on Amazon.com
  • Category: Unclassified
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Comments7

  • Goldfinch60

    Some people just want to expose themselves for the idiots they are Thomas.

    Andy

  • Bobby O

    Other than that , you look forward to the visits?

  • Cassie58

    How off putting. Yes, a towel would have saved the eyes getting sore:) I guess some just can’t put it away:)

    • Thomas W Case

      Lol, thanks for commenting.

    • sorenbarrett

      When I used to work out, so many were so infatuated with their bodies that they would do this in hopes that someone would praise their development. It is always a little unnerving when someone wants to show you their nakedness.

      • Thomas W Case

        Yes it is. Thanks for the comment.

      • Neville



        I learnt a long time ago not to walk around naked anywhere .. except for ..

        nah' a gentleman neva tells does one ... Neville

        • Thomas W Case

          excellent. Lol. Thanks bro for the comment.

        • Parisab

          It’s not any better in women’s lockers, but this made me chuckle in its irony “for a gym with family values”…

          • Thomas W Case

            Thank you for the read and comment. Much appreciated.

          • John

            You made me laugh in this one.... fantastic

            • Thomas W Case

              Thanks again John, much appreciated.



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