Not Guilty as Charged

Neville

Not Guilty as Charged

 

Would you kindly

please

try to remember

I only saw

you naked on that

one occasion ..

When you were

busy posing

and still fresh from

the shower ..

Walking slow past

your window ..

While I was on my

way back

from the office ..

Please do

try to remember ..

My case

is due to come up

on Friday

and I think you are

ugly anyway ..

So why

would you even

begin to think that

I might be stalking you ..

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 29th, 2023 04:42
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Someone was stalking KP. They found him insane and talking to real trouts! lol.

    • Neville



      I have tickled trout before .. my father taught me how .. he was a dab hand at tickling and very popular ..

      • orchidee

        I might swoon if I tickle Trout KP. heehee.

      • 2781

        We a righteous judge...

        • Neville



          I know of so many wrongfully accused ..

        • Cassie58

          Ah, a provocative exhibitionist out to cause trouble. Her in the window stark naked. The put down is wonderful. I only hope that everyone sees her for what she is. Don’t tell me this is true? Surely not Neville?

          • Neville



            This is absolutely true Cassie it happened while I was working in the Midlands .. I felt so angry I wrote to the judge about the whole affair and after quite some time, my pt was finally exonerated ..

            Neville

            • Cassie58

              She no doubt carried on in the meantime in the manner to which she was accustomed. Thank goodness for the exoneration. Scary stuff:(.

            • orchidee

              You seen that Bavarian cuckoo clock you mentioned the other day?!
              I'm talking nonsense now. lol.

            • Accidental Poet

              But you got an eye full anyways. 😲

              • Neville



                a client of mine clearly did .. and it almost cost him his freedom ..

              • Bobby O

                That insertion of ugly was twisted departure from not just most , but all.
                So here’s this ugly chick who on purpose lets me see her naked and then tries to leverage that?? I heard that Beyoncé song playing in my head
                “You must not know about me?”

                • Neville



                  You got it Bobby .. its the way she got her kicks .. the truth of the matter came out quite some time after the event .. N

                  • Bobby O

                    Perfect

                  • Goldfinch60

                    At one time I was a postman for a short time and the only person that came to the door naked was a man!!

                    Good words Neville glad it worked out well for you, some people arr just exhibitionists and are out to cause trouble.

                    • Neville



                      things did eventually work out for my client .. he is now on both the stage and screen ..

                    • Dev Parth

                      Not Guilty as Charged' is a clever and humorous exploration of miscommunication. The poem combines a serious theme with playful elements, using irony and a legal metaphor. The speaker's plea for understanding and the unexpected twist at the end make it an engaging and relatable read. Overall, it prompts reflection on the consequences of hasty judgments and the complexities of human interaction."

                      Thank you for your lovely poetry 😊😊. I enjoyed it.

                      • Neville



                        I am so glad you came along Dev .. thank you very much indeed sir .. Neville



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