“Woof woof woof”
Says my Husky dog Satuit
“But I don’t speak dog,
And I thought you knew it”
“Woof woof woof”
“Now what do you want?”
Looking at him I said
“Why so jubilant?”
“Woof woof woof”
“Either I need to learn dog,
Or you need to learn English
For a working dialogue”
“Woof woof woof”
“What’s that you say?
Sounds like, “Wy wo wowt”
“Oh, OUT you say”
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- Author: Sharon\'s Poet (Pseudonym) ( Offline)
- Published: January 15th, 2024 00:14
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Our last dog, now deceased, could say "hello". Used to freak out the delivery men.
hahahaha, I can well imagine. Thanks for the read 2781. Have a great day. π
LOL woofing good made me giggle π€
ahh HA! Satuit's next goal, to master a giggle. π
Dogs can be so persuasive AP, did he take you for a walk. LOL
Andy
Everyday Andy. And then I have to take him for a ride in HIS truck. π
Ahh, is he a friend of Fido's?! lol. Does he read poems too, and bark at naughty people, who forget the 18+ tick box?
Satuit is a friend to who ever will let him be. He reads them and then complains that I don't write enough about him. You know how dogs can be, Me Me Me, it's all about Me. From the Me Generation ya know. πΆπ
Thank you for the laugh π
Thanks GenXer, I'll pass that along to Satuit. He takes the credit whenever he can. π
lol ok.
Very good, AP. They really do almost talk to you, don't they? π
Oh, he talks to me all the time. I need to learn dog real soon. Every time he does, I repeat what he just said to me, and he just tilts his head to look at me trying to figure out what I'm saying to him. It's like bringing up a child. π
My pooch Brulee Bru Bruiser Parsley Parsnip Pettitt say's hi .. πππ
My Satuit howls back with a "Hi Brulee Bru Bruiser Parsley Parsnip Pettitt, how ya doin' bro? πΆππ
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