Woof Woof Woof

Accidental Poet



 

“Woof woof woof”

Says my Husky dog Satuit

“But I don’t speak dog,

And I thought you knew it”

 

“Woof woof woof”

“Now what do you want?”

Looking at him I said

“Why so jubilant?”

 

“Woof woof woof”

“Either I need to learn dog,

Or you need to learn English

For a working dialogue”

 

“Woof woof woof”

“What’s that you say?

Sounds like, “Wy wo wowt”

“Oh, OUT you say”

 

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  • Author: Sharon\'s Poet (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 15th, 2024 00:14
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 15
  • User favorite of this poem: Teddy.15.
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Comments7

  • 2781

    Our last dog, now deceased, could say "hello". Used to freak out the delivery men.

    • Accidental Poet

      hahahaha, I can well imagine. Thanks for the read 2781. Have a great day. 😁

    • Teddy.15

      LOL woofing good made me giggle 🀭

      • Accidental Poet

        ahh HA! Satuit's next goal, to master a giggle. 😁

      • Goldfinch60

        Dogs can be so persuasive AP, did he take you for a walk. LOL

        Andy

        • Accidental Poet

          Everyday Andy. And then I have to take him for a ride in HIS truck. πŸ™„

        • orchidee

          Ahh, is he a friend of Fido's?! lol. Does he read poems too, and bark at naughty people, who forget the 18+ tick box?

          • Accidental Poet

            Satuit is a friend to who ever will let him be. He reads them and then complains that I don't write enough about him. You know how dogs can be, Me Me Me, it's all about Me. From the Me Generation ya know. πŸΆπŸ™„

          • GenXer Shamrocker ☘️

            Thank you for the laugh πŸ˜‚

          • Tom C Dylan

            Very good, AP. They really do almost talk to you, don't they? πŸ™‚

            • Accidental Poet

              Oh, he talks to me all the time. I need to learn dog real soon. Every time he does, I repeat what he just said to me, and he just tilts his head to look at me trying to figure out what I'm saying to him. It's like bringing up a child. 😁

            • Neville


              My pooch Brulee Bru Bruiser Parsley Parsnip Pettitt say's hi .. πŸ•πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

              • Accidental Poet

                My Satuit howls back with a "Hi Brulee Bru Bruiser Parsley Parsnip Pettitt, how ya doin' bro? πŸΆπŸ˜πŸ‘



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