He talks to me all the time
What he’s saying I’ve no clue
I could take a chance and guess
But I’d more than likely step in poo
Oh yeah, he can howl
On occasions he’ll even bark
Sometimes he’ll argue with me
With some attitude remark
I know that he knows
That I know what he wants
And he knows that I know
That he knows how to taunt
He’ll play the game
Thinking he’ll win
Next thing I know
I’m out of breath again
But at the end of the day
We’re both too tired to chew
He looks at me and says
Wy wuv wuu
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WAG MORE, BARK LESS
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I’d love to know what my dog is saying to me. I need an interpreter too. On the other hand, I only have to say dinner or walkies to see her jump into action. A fun video and is that handsome dawg yours? I enjoyed this fun poem AP. Have a good day.
Yes, the picture on top is Satuit when he was younger. He's a year and a half now. Some words all dogs will get to know. But with a little help we can teach them more, such is the case between him and I. I've started to try to teach him to say I Love You. he's not there yet, but I'll keep working on him. Thanks for reading Cassie. 😁👍
This is uncaninely good AP .. made me chuckle like a hen 😎👍
Canines have a great sense of humor you know. Thanks N. 😁
I once heard a sheep farmer say, the problem with humans is, they think dogs are dogs.
When its actually role reversal. 😆
Love the poem! And Satuit sounds like a legend. 🙂 Thanks for sharing.
A legend in his own mind maybe. Thanks Tom 😊
Does he also say 'I'll scweam and scweam and scweam, until I'm blue in the face?!' lol.
No, he just howls until I finally give in to him. He's lucky I love him so much (and vise versa 😉)
KP scweams and scweams when I say to her 'I've no money for you for botox today, dear!' lol.
You're a cruel man Orchi. How could you? 😆
I'm cruel to be kind, or as a comedy film said - I'm cruel to be cruel. lol.
Dunno why I complain. I never see her 99% of the time anyway. She's always at the botox clinic. lol.
Go visit her there, she'd love to see you there. Maybe she'll try to talk you into a little Botox. 😆
They would say at my wedding 'I now pronounce you trout and trout!' lol.
Pucker up. 😘😘
Thank you for the smile today!! 😊
Thats my job. 😁👍
lol 😂 and it’s highly important!!
Hey, I take my job seriously. 🤪
lol someone has to.!!
LOL you could be barking bonkers lol 🤗 love it, you could sell this to a dog food company dear A.P. bringing doggy style with a whole brand new meaning lol
Thanks Teddy. Well, Satuit and I probably are a bit bonkers. 🐶🤪
High time you learnt to wuf wuf properly, AP.... Why put all the responsibility on your poor old hound.... 😉
Neat poem with a good laugh incorporated.
Thanks Dave. He's teaching my to wuf, I'm trying to get the vowels just right. 😁
Keep at it - persistence pays....
Dogs can talk in there own way and make it hard for you not to do what they want AP.
Andy
IF you can figure out what they want. Thanks Andy. Wag more Bark less! say Satuit. 🐶
Beautiful. Animals are the best.
very true Thomas, Thanks. 😉
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