Wy Wuv Wuu

Accidental Poet



 

He talks to me all the time

What he’s saying I’ve no clue

I could take a chance and guess

But I’d more than likely step in poo

 

Oh yeah, he can howl

On occasions he’ll even bark

Sometimes he’ll argue with me

With some attitude remark

 

I know that he knows

That I know what he wants

And he knows that I know

That he knows how to taunt

 

He’ll play the game

Thinking he’ll win

Next thing I know

I’m out of breath again

 

But at the end of the day

We’re both too tired to chew

He looks at me and says

Wy wuv wuu

 

Copyright © Accidental Poet 2024

WAG MORE, BARK LESS 

🦴

 

  • Author: Sharon\'s Poet (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 18th, 2024 07:19
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 18
  • User favorite of this poem: Teddy.15.
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Comments10

  • Cassie58

    I’d love to know what my dog is saying to me. I need an interpreter too. On the other hand, I only have to say dinner or walkies to see her jump into action. A fun video and is that handsome dawg yours? I enjoyed this fun poem AP. Have a good day.

    • Accidental Poet

      Yes, the picture on top is Satuit when he was younger. He's a year and a half now. Some words all dogs will get to know. But with a little help we can teach them more, such is the case between him and I. I've started to try to teach him to say I Love You. he's not there yet, but I'll keep working on him. Thanks for reading Cassie. 😁👍

    • Neville



      This is uncaninely good AP .. made me chuckle like a hen 😎👍

      • Accidental Poet

        Canines have a great sense of humor you know. Thanks N. 😁

      • 2781

        I once heard a sheep farmer say, the problem with humans is, they think dogs are dogs.

        • Accidental Poet

          When its actually role reversal. 😆

        • Tom C Dylan

          Love the poem! And Satuit sounds like a legend. 🙂 Thanks for sharing.

          • Accidental Poet

            A legend in his own mind maybe. Thanks Tom 😊

          • orchidee

            Does he also say 'I'll scweam and scweam and scweam, until I'm blue in the face?!' lol.

            • Accidental Poet

              No, he just howls until I finally give in to him. He's lucky I love him so much (and vise versa 😉)

              • orchidee

                KP scweams and scweams when I say to her 'I've no money for you for botox today, dear!' lol.

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              • GenXer Shamrocker ☘️

                Thank you for the smile today!! 😊

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              • Teddy.15

                LOL you could be barking bonkers lol 🤗 love it, you could sell this to a dog food company dear A.P. bringing doggy style with a whole brand new meaning lol

                • Accidental Poet

                  Thanks Teddy. Well, Satuit and I probably are a bit bonkers. 🐶🤪

                • Doggerel Dave

                  High time you learnt to wuf wuf properly, AP.... Why put all the responsibility on your poor old hound.... 😉
                  Neat poem with a good laugh incorporated.

                  • Accidental Poet

                    Thanks Dave. He's teaching my to wuf, I'm trying to get the vowels just right. 😁

                    • Doggerel Dave

                      Keep at it - persistence pays....

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Dogs can talk in there own way and make it hard for you not to do what they want AP.

                      Andy

                      • Accidental Poet

                        IF you can figure out what they want. Thanks Andy. Wag more Bark less! say Satuit. 🐶

                      • Thomas W Case

                        Beautiful. Animals are the best.



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