Nothing is Free

Neville

Nothing is Free

 

   Nothing is free, she said ..

But expect to pay top dollar

    for absolutely everything else ..

 

 

  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 22nd, 2024 02:55
  • Comment from author about the poem: for those who say size is not everything .. here, have this one on me
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  • orchidee

    I keep telling KP that botox is not free! lol.

    • Neville



      Get a grip and catch up sir, Botox is so very last year ..

    • Cassie58

      Oh my goodness! How very blue:)

      Have a good Monday Neville.

      • Neville



        ....................... 💙 off to work in a tick Chuck & ta U2 🙂

        • Cassie58

          ………💜

        • Tom Dylan

          A cracking little poem, Neville.

          • Neville



            Cor blimey guv'nor gawd bless ya squire .. Neville

          • Doggerel Dave

            The freedom of absence absolutely screwed, monetarised via meditation classes and sixties trips to India for an encounter with some guru, who would (note this, young ladies) relieve you of your virginity (if, that is…) in the form of a very sacred blessing.
            For those who stayed at home the possession of superfluous items at high cost compensated for a spiritual awakening……

            • Neville



              ................................................................ and 😎👍

              • Doggerel Dave

                You prefer short one or two line commentaries, Guv?

              • Bobby O

                Nuanced precision precluding customary casted semantic opens new path to alternate certainty.
                Like Clyde Mcphatter carved trail
                ONLY YOU

                • Neville



                  Call a spade a spade why don'tcha .. Digged & most graciously .. 🙂

                  • Bobby O

                    I was unsure which Platter ‘s song fit best,
                    The Great Pretender was an almost, but ever since I commented to my ex how much I liked the way she was filling out those spandex shorts and she got crazy mad “does that mean you think I’m getting fat”?, I’ve been extra shy about certain types of nuance

                    • Neville



                      .............. Dug 🙂

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Such truth in so few words Neville.

                      Andy

                      • Neville



                        Cheers Andy send me ya bill & I'll get on it straight away sir .. Neville



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