Now look.... woof!

orchidee



Now look, woof! says Fido

I can tell this is not gonna be

A hymn-poem from olde nor newer days

But an episode - No. 5763 I think it is

Of 'Life with KP'

 

Now, c'mon KP, I say to her

Your latest gimmick just to get publicity

We couldn't make it up

But you say a ghost tickled your feet at bedtime

 

Well, it certainly wasn't me

I would only swoon!

You know it was Fido brushing past you

Tickling you with his tail

 

What you doing with your feet

Out the end of the bed at this time of year?

 

Then again, it could have been me

With a white sheet over me head

And two holes cut out for eyes

I'll scare ya off

Go 'Whooo!!' and things like that

Fido will go 'Whoo-woof' too

 

Much more of this madness

And they'll take me away

The men in white coats

KP will probably think they are ghosts too

Or anyone that wears white

Will they tickle her feet too?! heehee.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 27th, 2024 03:13
  • Comment from author about the poem: Another nutty adventure with KP!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 21
  • User favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet.
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Comments7

  • Cassie58

    A ghostly tale or a ghastly tale? The point here is, did KP enjoy having her feet tickled Orchi? If she did, then I suggest you put that in your memory bank lol. Have a great weekend.

    • orchidee

      Thanks C. lol.

    • Iddy K.C

      wow congrats Orchi, this is a good one.

      • orchidee

        Thanks Iddy. lol.

      • Doggerel Dave

        This is absolute rubbish, orchi, and you know it. A bigger load of codswallop I have yet to encounter on these pages. The world has to know what really happened:

        So you crept up to her with the intention of sucking her toe in order that she awake to a pleasant surprise. But that big droopy moustache of yours got in the way, didn’t it, tickled her foot, she kicked, you received a toe in the eye and were taken to hospital, where in the process of saving that eye, they discovered brain surgery was required…

        Good luck and keep us informed.

        • orchidee

          Thanks Dave. lol. She was in the newspapers again with this true claim. They waste a shocking lot of news-print on her rubbish!

        • Doggerel Dave

          Arise, Sir Orchi Non Sequitur - off your knees; embrace the truth.....

        • Goldfinch60

          Shall I get my friend to tell KP's mother about this to see if she can sort KP out for you.

          Andy

          • orchidee

            Yes lol. Thanks Gold.

          • Accidental Poet

            I always knew the men in white coats would be coming for you Orchi. Only this is your ticket to get away from KP. Will you frown or swoon? 😁👍

            • orchidee

              Thanks AP. I may frown and swoon - and laugh, in getting away from KP, but by that time it will be hysterical laughter. lol.

              • Accidental Poet

                That's what the men in white coats were looking for. 🤪

              • Neville



                what a tall tale you tell and then go blame it on another tail .. shame on you

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N. lol.



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