You know Val?

orchidee



You know Val? St Valentine

He lived up to around 270AD.

Did you meet him in person

As Goldfinch and I did?

 

It's a swoony day for me and KP

But wait - no! It never is....

On Valentine's Day and any day

I have to face the horror

Of kissing an old trout

 

I say to her each day, words of love:

'Morning, Mrs Blubbery Botox

You're looking more trout-like each day!' heehee.

 

But she tickles me with her tickling-stick

I can't give ya full details of that

Or it'll be YOU swooning!

It's a ghastly sight

 

'Oh go on!' says Fido

'Give them all the details

But be sure to mark poem 18+ if you do!'

Here's a friend of his in the video.

 

Well, it all began.......

I've run out of time - heehee.

 

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 14th, 2024 03:04
  • Comment from author about the poem: It's a horrible day for me ya know, married to KP. Give me a thought - out of pity! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 23
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • arqios

    It’s that person and that day and that all encompassing emotion!

    • orchidee

      Thanks A. Emotions for me of ghastly, horrendous, horrific, etc! lol.

      • arqios

        Oh and I do know a Val— Valium

      • Neville



        if you aint careful someone is gonna stuff you in a box and ship you off to Peru ..

        with LUNCH stamped on each side .. apart from yucca & yam, guess what their fave dish is ... 🐭

        • orchidee

          Arrghhh! lol.

        • sorenbarrett

          An aged poem of passion on love's special day. Like a fine wine love grows better with age but passion like a beer goes flat and darkens with a bitter taste. Great write Orchi

          • orchidee

            Thanks SB.

          • Doggerel Dave

            Yeh - I got the thought,, wrapped it up ready to send, but then what about leakage..... encased it in asbestos (gotta get rid of the stuff some how) and then steel, but the postal service wouldn't accept it - too heavy.
            It's here for you to pick up any time you like.......

            • orchidee

              I'm on my way to pick it up. lol.

            • Accidental Poet

              Great write Orchi. I'm afraid I don't know Val, but I have met Cupid his sister. She hit me in the heart with an arrow of love. ❤️🌹

              • orchidee

                Thanks AP. lol.

              • Bella Shepard

                Is Fido howling, I mean serenading you and KP on this special day? Love the video, now there's true love. Take care Orchi!

                • orchidee

                  Thanks B. lol

                • John Lee

                  Great write O.

                  • orchidee

                    Thanks J.

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Val was a good person and has done well for most, shame about KP though. LOL

                    Andy

                    • orchidee

                      Thanks Gold. lol. Her latest escapade for publicity is that she said a ghost tickled her feet when she was in bed. We couldn't make it up!



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