Answer Phone.

Goldfinch60



I’ve set up an answering system on my ‘phone,

For when our kids ‘phone us at home,

It has a numbered calling system,

Just hoping that to it they will listen.

 

“If you are one of our lovely kids,

And find yourself upon the skids,

And are calling us to help with cash,

Press one and we’ll check our stash.”

 

“If you are one of our children bold,

And need us to bring you from the cold,

And want our comfort to help you through,

Press two and we’ll see what we can do.”

 

“But if you are one of our loved offspring,

Asking of our wellbeing with this ring,

Make sure the number that did scrawl,

Is the one you meant to call.”

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 17th, 2024 02:08
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 14
  • Users favorite of this poem: Teddy.15
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Comments +

Comments8

  • orchidee

    Good write Gold. Will they phone The Bank of Dad?!

    • Goldfinch60

      Thanks Orchi, they often have. LOL

      Andy

    • Doggerel Dave

      Perhaps someone is having a ball,
      But they may not be your kids at all...

      • Goldfinch60

        Oh they are but I still love 'em.

        Andy

        • Doggerel Dave

          You think your message is complex enough to fool AI?

        • Neville



          where would we be without em eh '

          • Goldfinch60

            Very true Neville.

            Andy

          • Bobby O

            The very last was very perfect Mr Finch. I got a real fresh trumpeter
            Complete w hot ensemble I’d encourage you to give a listen. The cat has the mute w a bit of a Miles kick and it evokes that 1970 peek into time.
            https://open.spotify.com/artist/6LoFbYerJ87NYR59XP2Liw?si=XZ-xvYCtSviAwD11MnA9Bg

            • Goldfinch60

              Thank you Bobby.

              Thank you for introducing me to Matt von Roderick as well.

              Andy

              • Bobby O

                Did you hear his muted horn evoke a little that fusion
                Miles?

              • David Wakeling

                I'm sure the kids will get a kick out of this idea.Well done

                • Goldfinch60

                  I am sure that they will David, thank you.

                  Andy

                • Teddy.15

                  LoL I'm definitely pressing number one but you would also get a teddy hug in return lol love this so much dear Andy. Your warm heart glows with such comedy. 🌹

                  • Goldfinch60

                    Most kind Teddy glad you enjoyed it.

                    Andy

                  • Jerry Reynolds

                    Good Saturday humor Gold.

                    • Goldfinch60

                      Thank you Jerry.

                      Andy

                    • Thomas W Case

                      Excellent work.

                      • Goldfinch60

                        Most kind Thomas.

                        Andy



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