Angus and Edna
fell in love
on a different plain
“Heaven or it could have been Hell”
they met, when Angus
lost a toe to dry rot
their bones chuckled
as their teeth chattered
Edna just loved his bony arse
they walked hand in hand
knuckles clicking and clacking
knees sounded like
knives being sharpened
It was a beautiful affair
until Angus, bent over and snapped.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
Offline) - Published: February 17th, 2024 07:00
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: GenXer Shamrocker ☘️, Accidental Poet
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Comments9
and would you believe after all that he still preferred Bendy Wendy .. she was far more flexible and in lots of ways .. ❤️
LOL oh please make a poem about bendy Wendy it would be hilarious 🤣 thanks my darling Nev, I guess my comedy muse has found her way home after some time off for bad behaviour must have been the pinocchio skit lol ❤️
lol 😂 I needed this today! Hopefully they are still together..
A well earned chuckle we all need right now, so happy to be of assistance dear gen, if we are lucky naughty Neville may well produce the second part introducing Bendy Wendy 😁 lol big hugs and thank you so much 🤗
lol 😂
Oh yes, Teddy. You have a couple of good characters there. They could have a pint and wash their feet.
Woops I wander what cracked him lol oh thank you my dear Jerry I've missed your parking around with me. 🌹
Well I meant larking not parking, but the thought of a foot wash with beer seems genius lol
Certainly a chuckling of my bones dear Teddy. Stay tuned for tomorrow and I'll repay you with my own entry of humor. 🤣
Oh yes please 🤩 looking forward to it my friend. ❤️
Wow. This one id different for you. I love it.
Thank you dear Thomas, I'm glad my muse has amused ☺️ 🌹
So he didn't get a boner after all? No further comment - empathy only goes so far.....🤣
lol 🌹
Very good fun words Teddy.
Andy
Thank you Andy 🌹
Been out of town several days visiting relatives and come home to find this handsome couple immortalized in verse. I almost expect them to break into a Tango. Such fun my friend!
LoL well maybe there will be more from these two the tango sounds about right, thank you for coming by dear Bella, it's good to forget about the outside world and have some fun. 🌹
LOL.
Thank you. 🌹
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