Once upon a time
There was a man
A man called Orchi
Out of prehistoric times he ran
Being millions of years old
He was hungry by the river
So, he caught a trout to eat
But he fell in love with her
He calls her KP
A trout with an unusual need
So, Orchi supplies her Botox
These days he regrets his good deed
Now you must know
Orchi, he’s a good man
Sings just a little off key
Evident by how KP ran
And should you even hint at sex
Orchi is quick to swoon
Catching notice of men in white coats
All of none too soon
Orchi’s dog Fido
Who talks, reads and writes
Pays no mind to KP
His bark worse than his bite
And still Orchi at KP’s command
Buys her Botox without doubt
Dare not you question
A man in love with a trout
Claims he’s in love with KP
But is KP in love with him
A curse to one another
Such a predicament to be in
Rock on Orchi
You old dog
Spend more time with Fido
Leave KP sitting on the log
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Author:
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Offline) - Published: March 17th, 2024 22:35
- Comment from author about the poem: There you go Orchi, as promised. 😁👍
- Category: Love
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Hey, AP, this is really great, just one thing, it was so long ago that I don't remember what KP stands for. No matter, this is an excellent poem for our friend, Orchi!!
KP = Katie Perry, the singer. God forbid she should do a duet with Orchi. 😁 Thanks for reading and commenting Christina. 👍
Oh lol, you know us all well.
It's Katie Price, KP!
Katie Perry's attractive in comparison. But then, so is anyone else! lol.
OOPS, and all this time I thought it was Perry. I've no idea who Katie Price is, now I have to go find out. 🫤
Well Orchi, I see all that Botox is not going to her brains. 😯
I expect it's going to her face - and other floppy bits that make me swoon if ever I see them! lol
So I'll see you nodding your head up & down repeatedly eh? 😁
Yes lol.
Haha. Luckily Fido isn't a jealous pup.
And Fido can sing, maybe Orchi can learn a thing or two. 🤣
Tremendous. Funny stuff.
Thanks Thomas, considering the subject, lots of funny stuff. 😁👍
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