Now there's a few poems on 'ere Lately
On the theme of pain
Fido and I popped in
To tell ya our experiences
Woof! Better mark it 18+ then, says Fido
Cos it's quite a scary and horrific poem!
Will ya recover after reading it?! lol.
But ya know I brought it on myself
That Halloween night
When KP hid the water from my tipple
I got tipsy, and said 'I will' (marry ya)
And me life's been downhill since
Full of pain, agony, misery
Those sort of things!
It's said, it's easier to go downhill than uphill
Less energy, etc
That'll be right
Downhill I went from that day on
I sank fast - dunno where it will end up
Might be a bottomless pit. Doh!
I married an Old Trout, you see
But lately, cos of the botox
I may have to call her an Old Bloater
Now c'mon, at election time
Vote for the Trout & Bloater Party
Even though KP leads it
And it gives her even more attention
For 'me, me, me'
About one of the only three words she says
The other words being 'botox' and 'money'
We may as well give that Party a try
I dunno what it can offer ya though
Probably nothing
But it'll increase KP's ego, of course
Yep, it's a painful time
Fido has to live with her too
And yet - sometimes we hardly see her in person
But on TV, in newspapers, magazines, etc
Including fishing magazines too! heehee
I will write her a letter - it begins
Dear Trout, or Dear Bloater.....!
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Schubert based his Trout Quintet on this piece in the video - true!
- Category: Humor
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KP says, "Oh Orchi, for I do love you so, please your vote for me let go. I shall adorn you with my kisses galore. And you can fill me with money, Botox and more" 🌹😝
Thanks AP. lol.
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When I was younger I had a puffer fish in my aquarium, didn't last long though. Did you write this to sing at church Orchi would make a fine hymn oh yea you said it was going to be for the political party. Most politicians are bloated you know it's a common malady. Made me smile Orchi good write
Thanks SB. lol.
There's something fishy about this relationship.Great read and good fun
Thanks David. You know who KP is?
Katy Perry or Keratosis Pilaris I 'm not sure
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I smiled, then I chuckled, then I laughed and finally guffawed.You, my dear friend are a treasure. I sympathize with the life that you and Fido must endure with her. Have you and Fido ever considered running away from home? Or maybe convince K.P. to. lol Take care my friend and give Fido a dog treat for me.
Thanks Bella. lol. I dunno why I complain. I never see her in person 99% of the time! But I see her on TV, in papers, etc, etc. The latest is that she's selling some mansion or something.
I only sent KP to you as a retribution for all those things you did in the past. Telling Harold to look up, spilling ink on the Magna Carta and the worst of all that day you put water in my scotch!
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol. She was disguised as a beauty - she would have to be disguised, or I could never look upon her face! lol.
this is most definitely not a hymn poem, is it .. it's more of a pseudonym poem isn't it .. Neville
Thanks N. We might sing it in church - they will throw me out! lol.
This King Parrot you talk about constantly orchi - You would oblige me if you could desist from denigrating a very attractive species of Australian wildlife.
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