Argh! Pain

orchidee



Now there's a few poems on 'ere Lately

On the theme of pain

Fido and I popped in

To tell ya our experiences

 

Woof! Better mark it 18+ then, says Fido

Cos it's quite a scary and horrific poem!

Will ya recover after reading it?! lol.

 

But ya know I brought it on myself

That Halloween night

When KP hid the water from my tipple

I got tipsy, and said 'I will' (marry ya)

And me life's been downhill since

Full of pain, agony, misery

Those sort of things!

 

It's said, it's easier to go downhill than uphill

Less energy, etc

That'll be right

Downhill I went from that day on

I sank fast - dunno where it will end up

Might be a bottomless pit. Doh!

 

I married an Old Trout, you see

But lately, cos of the botox

I may have to call her an Old Bloater

 

Now c'mon, at election time

Vote for the Trout & Bloater Party

Even though KP leads it

And it gives her even more attention

For 'me, me, me'

About one of the only three words she says

The other words being 'botox' and 'money'

 

We may as well give that Party a try

 I dunno what it can offer ya though

Probably nothing

But it'll increase KP's ego, of course

 

Yep, it's a painful time

Fido has to live with her too

And yet - sometimes we hardly see her in person

But on TV, in newspapers, magazines, etc

Including fishing magazines too! heehee

 

I will write her a letter - it begins

Dear Trout, or Dear Bloater.....!

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 13th, 2024 02:27
  • Comment from author about the poem: Schubert based his Trout Quintet on this piece in the video - true!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 10
  • Users favorite of this poem: Accidental Poet
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  • Accidental Poet

    KP says, "Oh Orchi, for I do love you so, please your vote for me let go. I shall adorn you with my kisses galore. And you can fill me with money, Botox and more" 🌹😝

  • sorenbarrett

    When I was younger I had a puffer fish in my aquarium, didn't last long though. Did you write this to sing at church Orchi would make a fine hymn oh yea you said it was going to be for the political party. Most politicians are bloated you know it's a common malady. Made me smile Orchi good write

    • orchidee

      Thanks SB. lol.

    • David Wakeling

      There's something fishy about this relationship.Great read and good fun

      • orchidee

        Thanks David. You know who KP is?

        • David Wakeling

          Katy Perry or Keratosis Pilaris I 'm not sure

          • orchidee

            Katie Price! lol.

          • Bella Shepard

            I smiled, then I chuckled, then I laughed and finally guffawed.You, my dear friend are a treasure. I sympathize with the life that you and Fido must endure with her. Have you and Fido ever considered running away from home? Or maybe convince K.P. to. lol Take care my friend and give Fido a dog treat for me.

            • orchidee

              Thanks Bella. lol. I dunno why I complain. I never see her in person 99% of the time! But I see her on TV, in papers, etc, etc. The latest is that she's selling some mansion or something.

            • Goldfinch60

              I only sent KP to you as a retribution for all those things you did in the past. Telling Harold to look up, spilling ink on the Magna Carta and the worst of all that day you put water in my scotch!

              Andy

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gold. lol. She was disguised as a beauty - she would have to be disguised, or I could never look upon her face! lol.

              • Neville



                this is most definitely not a hymn poem, is it .. it's more of a pseudonym poem isn't it .. Neville

                • orchidee

                  Thanks N. We might sing it in church - they will throw me out! lol.

                • Doggerel Dave

                  This King Parrot you talk about constantly orchi - You would oblige me if you could desist from denigrating a very attractive species of Australian wildlife.



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