Little Tommy Titbit
was a naughty little boy
he loved all types of boobies
and used them as his toy
one day, Tommy Titbit
had an idea, grand
he went off down the road
his tongue slurping in his hand
he saw a pretty lady
of which he didn’t know?
her boobies were gigantic
from her chest down to her toes
he couldn’t help but grab them
me lady, then did scream
he said, me lady I’m so sorry
have you got any whipped cream?
me lady, then did slap him
Tommy Titbit stood there still
then replied…do beg my pardon
I thought that you were Gill.
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Author:
Teddy.15 (
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- Comment from author about the poem: A bit of humour is in need. ❤️
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
Naughty Tommy Titbit and a case of mistaken identity:) He certainly has a long tongue, and also a penchant for ladies with enormous and ample cleavage:) Now what inspired this write dear Teddy. That I would love to know:)
Hello dear Cassie, I just love humour and as I am a woman, I just had to think outside the box and put myself in a naughty boys shoes, I wrote this a few years ago, as I'm not fab at rhyme I try anyway. Other than that well I know most gentlemen love big boobies, and so that's how I came up with his name, a bit of carry on if you will. 🌹
You know I used to love those Carry Ons. So un pc but loved so much:)
Hello my friend and what a delightful voice I had in my head as this played out. Definitely always needed a giggle or two
Dan how wonderful to see you, I hope all is well, you are welcome to have a chuckle anytime with me. 🌹
I just read it to the wife and she really enjoyed the rhyme! All is grand in the land of Dan still doing my thing and now feeling like I can truly open up to the world again!
Always keep being you. This was hard rhyme, I suspect I'll edit once or twice in the future. Humbled your wife also had a laugh ❤️
You are right Teddy there is always time for humor. Not quite sure why bigger is better but many men think so.
🤣 that's hilarious, thank you for coming by to say dear friend. 🌹
Good fun write Teddy.
Andy
Thank you Andy. 🌹
very jolly Teddy;
just what the doctor ordered ;o)
Awe thank you dear Melvin, indeed. 🌹
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