Now lookie here, what's going on?!
A blip here and a blip there
I've not got hours on end to fix things
If I could, that is!
Sometimes don't know what buttons to press
To fix things
It's KP's fault
I'll blame her anyway, even if it isn't. lol
Well, she had a hissy fit
I didn't give her enough money for her botox
Now she looks like half a trout!
What made you marry her, asks Fido?
Well, one day she gave me a gin or ten
And hid the water from me
And I said 'Yes, I do' to marriage
Being a bit tipsy
How to get out of it?
She's put a ball and chain on my leg
And thrown away the key!
This all may be true
So I won't mark it 'Fiction'. lol.
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I like it ..
A poem has arrived for today!
It's let me post this fun stuff - no blips! lol.
Yes, there were blips yesterday I experienced them too. I think KP was very generous with her gin. She must have thought you were quite the catch. I enjoyed your video Orchi. That cat with the toilet roll was something else 🙂 Have a good day.
Thanks Cassie. lol.
Did you say unprintable things, as I did (did I? lol), such as 'That *&$&%"*£=_^%$!!* blip'?!
Fido says his ears are burning now! lol.
Of course not:) I am the perfect lady 😂
Quite a story Orchi true or not it sounds good and like they say "one excuse is as good as another"
Thanks SB.
You posed the question 'what's up?'
When I really want to know what's down......
Thanks D.
Perhaps KP was a cat in a previous life, might explain a lot. You really should watch out for those saucy little felines with sharp claws, they're kind of cute at the beginning, until they start shredding everything. You gave me the laugh of the day, and I thank you!
Thanks B.
She gave the key to me Orchi so you wouldn't come near me singing! LOL
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol.
I guess this is what you might call a balls up .. Neville
Erm yes - swoon?! lol.
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