What's Up?!


Now lookie here, what's going on?!

A blip here and a blip there

I've not got hours on end to fix things

If I could, that is!

Sometimes don't know what buttons to press

To fix things


It's KP's fault

I'll blame her anyway, even if it isn't. lol

Well, she had a hissy fit

I didn't give her enough money for her botox

Now she looks like half a trout!


What made you marry her, asks Fido?

Well, one day she gave me a gin or ten

And hid the water from me

And I said 'Yes, I do' to marriage

Being a bit tipsy


How to get out of it?

She's put a ball and chain on my leg

And thrown away the key!

This all may be true

So I won't mark it 'Fiction'. lol.


  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 28th, 2024 01:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: A fictional poem?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
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  • Neville

    I like it ..

    • orchidee

      A poem has arrived for today!

    • orchidee

      It's let me post this fun stuff - no blips! lol.

    • Cassie58

      Yes, there were blips yesterday I experienced them too. I think KP was very generous with her gin. She must have thought you were quite the catch. I enjoyed your video Orchi. That cat with the toilet roll was something else 🙂 Have a good day.

      • orchidee

        Thanks Cassie. lol.
        Did you say unprintable things, as I did (did I? lol), such as 'That *&$&%"*£=_^%$!!* blip'?!
        Fido says his ears are burning now! lol.

        • Cassie58

          Of course not:) I am the perfect lady 😂

        • sorenbarrett

          Quite a story Orchi true or not it sounds good and like they say "one excuse is as good as another"

          • orchidee

            Thanks SB.

          • Doggerel Dave

            You posed the question 'what's up?'
            When I really want to know what's down......

            • orchidee

              Thanks D.

            • Bella Shepard

              Perhaps KP was a cat in a previous life, might explain a lot. You really should watch out for those saucy little felines with sharp claws, they're kind of cute at the beginning, until they start shredding everything. You gave me the laugh of the day, and I thank you!

              • orchidee

                Thanks B.

              • Goldfinch60

                She gave the key to me Orchi so you wouldn't come near me singing! LOL


                • orchidee

                  Thanks Gold. lol.

                • Neville

                  I guess this is what you might call a balls up .. Neville

                  • orchidee

                    Erm yes - swoon?! lol.

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