Alternative title for this poem:
'Load of Rubbish No. 483974652'
Or summat like that!
Coooeee! Bit of an eccentric greeting
Meaning 'hello' of sorts!
Cooeee! Poets, come join me
I'm sitting in this room - or on this site
All alone at present - boo hoo!
Well, not completely
Fido's here with me
Though KP's gone out
Probably to another photo-shoot
Or something dafter to improve her own ego
Remember her motto is
'Me, me, me - now and always!' (lol)
Fido won't hurt ya
Don't be afraid to post 'hot 'poems
If ya 'forget' the 18+ button
He won't bite ya
He will bark ferociously at ya though
His bark is worse than his bite!
I'm getting meals ready today
KP can have the dog's bone
And Fido can have her roast dinner
I can't afford proper dinners for KP AND me
I've had to give her much money for botox
Doh! (heehee).
PS. Now the spell-check suggested 'buxom' for 'botox'
Swoon! lol.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: May 31st, 2024 01:47
- Comment from author about the poem: A digression - a rambling. Where ya going on the ramble?' you may ask. Dunno - I'll keep taking the tablets. lol. It's KP's fault - she bought some 'special mushrooms' for me.
- Category: Humor
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Comments5
If you ditch Fido for a feline, you could share whiskers, beats pal.
Thanks 2. lol.
It's a rumbling, rather regrettably.
Thanks D.
Coooee is a call of recognition and I was expecting a hymn. Are ya taking a day off? Don't wander too far.
Thanks SB. A daft digression! lol.
This is a change from your religious poetry. A little bit more fun.Well done
Thanks D. lol.
Yet another fun write Orchi, shall I get my friend to tell KP's parents that she is out!!
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol.
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