And now, another digression
And a mini-quiz for ya!
Just to say - I dunno what day it is sometimes
Or what month, year, or century!
Now I can't say a certain word
Though you'll guess it from me poem's title
If I say the word except in December
Goldfinch will shoot me!
It's the Ch......... word!
Ohhh, we're nearly halfway there again
Just over six months to go
But let's not wish the year away
Nor be all doom and gloom
By saying -
In the Northern Hemisphere, it's all downhill now
The nights start drawing in again
After the Longest Day!
Though sometimes the days seem longer
In July or August even
Depends if it's rainy in the evenings
With dark clouds I suppose
You got that turkey in yet?
Put it in the deep freeze ready
You got that Ch....... tree in yet?
You seen that fat guy in a red suit
Welly boots and white beard yet?
Why do I hate Ch....... Day morning?
Cos Santa always comes down the chimney
And me lounge is full of soot!
Though Fido barks at him
And he brings Fido bones
And brings KP botox presents
I have to spend all morning
Cleaning it up
By the time I've done that
We don't have Ch....... dinner until about 9pm!
Heehee
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Author:
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- Comment from author about the poem: A certain word I cannot say - until December brings Ch.......Day!
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The season man! the season! Are you trying to drive me nuts reminding me of increased traffic, unneeded over spending, impending taxes, the cold long nights, ice on the road, not to speak of an old man or woman ringing a bell on every corner with a pot looking for a handout. Good write Orchi but I'm going back to bed.
Thanks SB. lol.
Woah, far to early for the C-word!! 🙂 I prefer any other season than Yuletide. Bah humbug! 🙂
Thanks Tom. lol.
Not down here, it's c.......s in July!
A pagan festival preformed by expatriates, drunk on mulled something.
Thanks 2.
Jingle great.
Thanks Tom. lol.
pretty good I rekkon.
Thanks DM. Since when did I know what day it is even?! lol.
Must you rush like the hallmark channel? lol 😂 they will be showing Christmas on July movies starting June 29th. The madness I tell ya!!! lol 😂
Thanks GS. lol.
Got to love Christmas.Clever poem.Well done
Thanks J.
You nearly mentioned that C word Orchi, do you want me to send you far away again. I sent you back to Sweden once with the Vikings but you sneaked back in with the Normans didn't you!!!
Andy
Thanks Gold. lol.
Yesterday, the longest day. Now the countdown to Christmas. There’s cheerful for ya😀. Have a happy Friday.
Thanks Cassie. lol.
Christmas is the best time of year! For so many reasons. Makes me want to put a tree up....
Heehee thanks C.
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