Scary!

orchidee



Now I gotta mark this one 18+

Cos it's very scary

Well it is, if you think

Those critters in my picture here

Are hamsters or rats

 

They're guinea pigs

Squeak, squeak!

If they're hamsters or rats

They're giant mutated ones

'Invasion of the giant hamsters / rats'

Arrggghhh!

 

If ya see any

Best to run for ya life

They'll eat you up

Ya can't keep them as pets

 

Now that's that all cleared up

Ya need not be scared of piggies

They'll squeak to ya

Eat plenty of food

But no lettuce, thanks

Cabbage, grass, etc - yes!

 

Here's plenty piggies in the video

So that you'll recognise them

If you don't recognise them

Go to Specsavers!

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 4th, 2024 01:45
  • Comment from author about the poem: Clearing up a misunderstanding.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 14
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  • orchidee

    I don't know if pigs in the video are kept separate, male and female, but they have litters after only 9 weeks.

    • Doggerel Dave

      That needs more than an18+ my friend....

      Perhaps it is the vegetarian diet...

    • sorenbarrett

      Some people have just too much time on their hands. I once met a woman who had eleven cats in her house that smelled just like a giant litter box. Another I met had seven dogs in their house that didn't smell that good either. Most interesting write Orchi.

      • orchidee

        Thanks all.

      • Thomas W Case

        Hysterical. Are they good eating?

        • orchidee

          Thanks Tom. Arghh, not eat them!

        • Goldfinch60

          Pigs galore Orchi.

          • orchidee

            Thanks Gold.

          • Neville



            please confirm that this is not just a hymn poem and that there are hers here too ..

            • orchidee

              Thanks N. Nope, not a hymn-poem, but clarifying the non-appearance of giant hamsters/giant rats! I suggest Specsavers to some. lol.



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