Now I gotta mark this one 18+
Cos it's very scary
Well it is, if you think
Those critters in my picture here
Are hamsters or rats
They're guinea pigs
Squeak, squeak!
If they're hamsters or rats
They're giant mutated ones
'Invasion of the giant hamsters / rats'
Arrggghhh!
If ya see any
Best to run for ya life
They'll eat you up
Ya can't keep them as pets
Now that's that all cleared up
Ya need not be scared of piggies
They'll squeak to ya
Eat plenty of food
But no lettuce, thanks
Cabbage, grass, etc - yes!
Here's plenty piggies in the video
So that you'll recognise them
If you don't recognise them
Go to Specsavers!
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: July 4th, 2024 01:45
- Comment from author about the poem: Clearing up a misunderstanding.
- Category: Humor
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I don't know if pigs in the video are kept separate, male and female, but they have litters after only 9 weeks.
That needs more than an18+ my friend....
Perhaps it is the vegetarian diet...
Some people have just too much time on their hands. I once met a woman who had eleven cats in her house that smelled just like a giant litter box. Another I met had seven dogs in their house that didn't smell that good either. Most interesting write Orchi.
Thanks all.
Hysterical. Are they good eating?
Thanks Tom. Arghh, not eat them!
Pigs galore Orchi.
Thanks Gold.
please confirm that this is not just a hymn poem and that there are hers here too ..
Thanks N. Nope, not a hymn-poem, but clarifying the non-appearance of giant hamsters/giant rats! I suggest Specsavers to some. lol.
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