~> I Can Explain Dis!

I can explain deeze yes I can,

I found dem in her bedroom man.

My owner buys deeze at Wal-Mart.

Gets dem on sale she's berry smart.

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At first I thought dem's water wings.

But dayrs no air inside deeze things?

I knew what I will use dem for.

Inside each one, my toys I'd store.

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My toy meeces, my balls of string.

Oh deeze could hold most anything!

Think I will keep dis one for ME.

She won't miss It she has many.

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I am one 'witty' pussycat,

what udder cat could think a dat~

 

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