~> I Can Explain Dis!

Thad Wilk

I can explain deeze yes I can,

I found dem in her bedroom man.

My owner buys deeze at Wal-Mart.

Gets dem on sale she's berry smart.

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At first I thought dem's water wings.

But dayrs no air inside deeze things?

I knew what I will use dem for.

Inside each one, my toys I'd store.

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My toy meeces, my balls of string.

Oh deeze could hold most anything!

Think I will keep dis one for ME.

She won't miss It she has many.

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I am one 'witty' pussycat,

what udder cat could think a dat~

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 19th, 2024 09:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: A bit of poetic pussycat humor....
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 23
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  • Tony36

    Awesome write

    • Thad Wilk

      Howdy Tony! 😺 🤠
      Thanks my friend!👍
      Keep a smiling!😁
      Best regards ✌️. Thad

      • Tony36

        You're welcome, keep smiling, best regards

      • Doggerel Dave

        Udder cat obviously has a propensity for lateral thinking.
        It was a worry though, but I do accept the assurance that owner has sufficient for her own udders.

        • Thad Wilk

          Howdy Dave! 👋 😺 🐈
          Thank you! 👍
          YES, she does have
          a sufficient amount of
          'them' for her own udders! 😂
          Best regards ✌️. Thad

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun write Thad.

          Andy

          • Thad Wilk

            Thanks guy for
            stopping by!!
            Keep a smiling! 😂 😺
            Best regards ✌️ Thad



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